This one just killed me over
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.
It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
It means LOTS AND LOTS OF MEETINGS, and it's gotta work or EVERYONE gets fired. ;-)
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
"proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation"
:laugh: Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.
Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.
I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. No, this is NOT a joke :laugh:
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta?
Yes, just like Vista :laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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vikas amin wrote:
sleek smooth software .
As sleek and smooth as the surface of the brain that produced that statement, no doubt. *info: rougher brain surface translates to more nerve tissue, i.e. bigger brain.*
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:laugh::laugh::laugh: Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory
Noooo...one eventually leaves purgatory for heaven....beta-hell seems more accurate. X|
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.
I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. No, this is NOT a joke :laugh:
cpkilekofp wrote:
I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it.
:laugh: I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later. :-D
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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cpkilekofp wrote:
I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it.
:laugh: I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later. :-D
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
cpkilekofp wrote: I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later.
:laugh: if you do, please attribute it to me and please spell my name correctly: Christopher P. Kile
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
cpkilekofp wrote: I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later.
:laugh: if you do, please attribute it to me and please spell my name correctly: Christopher P. Kile
Definitely, if I do use it then I'll attribute it to you the right way. :)
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.
It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation".
You mean: "Eagerly watching stuff happen that we didn't directly cause ourselves, waiting to make a profit from your profit, while being told what a good job we didn't do." ;)
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation".
You mean: "Eagerly watching stuff happen that we didn't directly cause ourselves, waiting to make a profit from your profit, while being told what a good job we didn't do." ;)
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
Wow. You translated it. I didn't realise that Babel Fish had a gibberish to English translator. What language do they speak in Gibberania anyway?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.