What SQL language? Can make SQL Server downtime (Dead, paralysis)

[ChinaTJBoy]

What SQL language? Can make SQL Server downtime (Dead, paralysis) I was only joking and friends

[Manas Bhardwaj]

ChinaTJBoy wrote:

I was only joking and friends

Ohh!!! I thought that some Chinese is practicing English. :-D

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[DerekFL]

So a Rabbi, a Monk and a Priest walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this some kind of joke?" //I am available for birthday party's and barmitzfas....

[Tripathi Swati]

i think this is not right place for sharing your jokes...

Reasons are not Important but Results are Important. Swati

[Paul Conrad]

ChinaTJBoy wrote:

I was only joking

You need to really work on your joke telling. They are pretty off :|

"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

[Ravi Sant]

Big Joke

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