I was born at an early age...
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This is not mine, I do not proclaim to have wrote it, I saw it on an online personals site -- while looking on behalf of a friend. *cough* I was born at an early age in Sussex Great Britain in 1959. I wasn't a good early student failing both my birth certificate and my blood test. I found out very soon that I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. School I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport and nearly made the grade as a professional soccer player. I was very backwards in poetry classes and used to write inverse. First jobs After leaving school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an uphostery machine until I accidentally got dragged into the cogs one day with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. I did o out with a model for a while. She worked for airfix assembling toys. she came home one day and said she'd been caught using sub standard glue - couldn't stick it any longer. She broke up the whole family when she left.I got a christmas job at the post office but I failed the entry test because I'm dyslexic. There were too many letters so they gave me the sack. Social I began to drink to make other people interesting. I soon found out that with the women I was hanging aroung with that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me. Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. She gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I'm so dissillusioned that I've stopped going out but even when I tried to have cyber sex my computer went down on me before the virtual partner could. It asked me to change my password but when I tried to change it to PENIS it replied "sorry password TOO SHORT". I did try loading Girlfriend software version 2.0 but it was incompatible with a previous version it discovered and started damaging my hardware. Girlfriend 2.0 finally ran off with my Lotus car 2002 SO thats why I am here entertaining you. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me
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This is not mine, I do not proclaim to have wrote it, I saw it on an online personals site -- while looking on behalf of a friend. *cough* I was born at an early age in Sussex Great Britain in 1959. I wasn't a good early student failing both my birth certificate and my blood test. I found out very soon that I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. School I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport and nearly made the grade as a professional soccer player. I was very backwards in poetry classes and used to write inverse. First jobs After leaving school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an uphostery machine until I accidentally got dragged into the cogs one day with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. I did o out with a model for a while. She worked for airfix assembling toys. she came home one day and said she'd been caught using sub standard glue - couldn't stick it any longer. She broke up the whole family when she left.I got a christmas job at the post office but I failed the entry test because I'm dyslexic. There were too many letters so they gave me the sack. Social I began to drink to make other people interesting. I soon found out that with the women I was hanging aroung with that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me. Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. She gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I'm so dissillusioned that I've stopped going out but even when I tried to have cyber sex my computer went down on me before the virtual partner could. It asked me to change my password but when I tried to change it to PENIS it replied "sorry password TOO SHORT". I did try loading Girlfriend software version 2.0 but it was incompatible with a previous version it discovered and started damaging my hardware. Girlfriend 2.0 finally ran off with my Lotus car 2002 SO thats why I am here entertaining you. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me
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This is not mine, I do not proclaim to have wrote it, I saw it on an online personals site -- while looking on behalf of a friend. *cough* I was born at an early age in Sussex Great Britain in 1959. I wasn't a good early student failing both my birth certificate and my blood test. I found out very soon that I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. School I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport and nearly made the grade as a professional soccer player. I was very backwards in poetry classes and used to write inverse. First jobs After leaving school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an uphostery machine until I accidentally got dragged into the cogs one day with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. I did o out with a model for a while. She worked for airfix assembling toys. she came home one day and said she'd been caught using sub standard glue - couldn't stick it any longer. She broke up the whole family when she left.I got a christmas job at the post office but I failed the entry test because I'm dyslexic. There were too many letters so they gave me the sack. Social I began to drink to make other people interesting. I soon found out that with the women I was hanging aroung with that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me. Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. She gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I'm so dissillusioned that I've stopped going out but even when I tried to have cyber sex my computer went down on me before the virtual partner could. It asked me to change my password but when I tried to change it to PENIS it replied "sorry password TOO SHORT". I did try loading Girlfriend software version 2.0 but it was incompatible with a previous version it discovered and started damaging my hardware. Girlfriend 2.0 finally ran off with my Lotus car 2002 SO thats why I am here entertaining you. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me
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