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How would you do it?

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  • D Diego Moita

    Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught? Relax. Just curious. I don't want to kill anyone. Yet. My girlfriend's uncle asked me that question. His name is Corrado Soprano.:cool:


    Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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    bulg
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    Arrange for them to win a free trip to an island nation, preferably not Japan or Britain, and do it there.

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    • D Diego Moita

      Shog9 wrote:

      Befriend them, love them, care for their every need, until they depend on you completely. Then leave.

      Ouch! That's a tough one! :((


      Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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      Yeah... i actually feel kinda shitty about even writing it.

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      You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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      • D Diego Moita

        Le Centriste wrote:

        It would have to be done in a way where no one suspects a crime has been committed.

        Hmmm, ... interesting approach. Like administrating him/her a pathogenic/carcinogenic substance?


        Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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        Diego Moita wrote:

        carcinogenic substance?

        Didn't the KGB ( or somebody out of Moscow ) do that to the ex-spy that was living in the U.K. a few years ago?

        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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          Diego Moita wrote:

          Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught?

          Befriend them, love them, care for their every need, until they depend on you completely. Then leave. Seems to work for plants at least. :rolleyes:

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          You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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          Shog9 wrote:

          Seems to work for plants at least.

          :laugh: Oops, I better get outside and water the garden :-\

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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            Diego Moita wrote:

            carcinogenic substance?

            Didn't the KGB ( or somebody out of Moscow ) do that to the ex-spy that was living in the U.K. a few years ago?

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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            A radioactive substance (polonium) which caused such dramatic damage it was a dead giveaway. We know who did it.

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            • D Diego Moita

              Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught? Relax. Just curious. I don't want to kill anyone. Yet. My girlfriend's uncle asked me that question. His name is Corrado Soprano.:cool:


              Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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              Hmm... poisoned claws?

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              • D Diego Moita

                Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught? Relax. Just curious. I don't want to kill anyone. Yet. My girlfriend's uncle asked me that question. His name is Corrado Soprano.:cool:


                Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                Diego Moita wrote:

                Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught?

                I need more information before I call me brudder Vito: Do you mean you want the murder to look like an accident or just insure that it can't be traced back to you? I'm pretty sure the second is cheaper.

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                  A radioactive substance (polonium) which caused such dramatic damage it was a dead giveaway. We know who did it.

                  Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  Yeah, that was the stuff. Pretty nasty considering what the poor guy went through. Of course we know who did it and they cannot deny it.

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    Yeah, that was the stuff. Pretty nasty considering what the poor guy went through. Of course we know who did it and they cannot deny it.

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    Oakman
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                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                    they cannot deny it.

                    The Russians can and do deny everything about everything. They make a twelve year old boy caught reaching into a broken window to retrieve a baseball and swearing he doesn't know how it got there look like George Washington and the cherry tree.

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                      they cannot deny it.

                      The Russians can and do deny everything about everything. They make a twelve year old boy caught reaching into a broken window to retrieve a baseball and swearing he doesn't know how it got there look like George Washington and the cherry tree.

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                      Oakman wrote:

                      The Russians can and do deny everything about everything.

                      Every sensible person know that what ever they deny, winds up being found true anyways.

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      • D Diego Moita

                        Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught? Relax. Just curious. I don't want to kill anyone. Yet. My girlfriend's uncle asked me that question. His name is Corrado Soprano.:cool:


                        Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                        Llasus
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                        Use the Death Note :)

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                        • D Diego Moita

                          Just hypothetically: how would you kill someone without getting caught? Relax. Just curious. I don't want to kill anyone. Yet. My girlfriend's uncle asked me that question. His name is Corrado Soprano.:cool:


                          Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                          A Wong
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                          Nuke the city and kill everyone in it. No one would figure that the target was 1 person or figure which 1 was the target. No motive = not guilty ;P

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