Nut Cracker
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Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting Freak!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :wtf:!!!
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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_Magnus_ wrote: Go for it! Shame on you for suggesting a woman do that to a man.. :wtf:
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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Hey, remember you're not all guys - the girls might enjoy it ;P Ali
Alison Pentland wrote: Hey, remember you're not all guys - the girls might enjoy it Good point Alison :-D
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
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Hey, remember you're not all guys - the girls might enjoy it ;P Ali
I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
Robert, thank you for sharing that with us X| Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali
Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? And most of them started by guys !:suss: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: I have to be honest, I smiled at that one Yeah well, you can forget your hug emoticon then. ;P Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
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If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali
You know it hurts us guys just to read that, don't you ? Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002
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Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:
Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.
Filled from where ? Wait - don't tell me. Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002
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If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali
Show some tolerance. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali
Ah, i fondly remember the days of my youth... hours spent mowing lawns or raking hay... naught but the hum of an engine and my own wistling to keep me company [ok, and thoughts of geometry...]. Glad i didn't live near you, i guess! ;P (though i certainly found enough other people to piss of!)
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Shog9 If I could sleep forever, I could forget about everything...
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I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
I'll bet a nutcracker emoticon would be easier to produce than a tigress...:) "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? And most of them started by guys !:suss: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? Scary, isn't it? If it was only one guy I'd assume that he's dating Lorena Bobbitt. Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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Trollslayer wrote: Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? Scary, isn't it? If it was only one guy I'd assume that he's dating Lorena Bobbitt. Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Roger Wright wrote: Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... Nah, it will run and run, while we blokes stand at the side clutching our testicles in mute support and shared horror of those who have paid a hefty price. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 He dodges, he weaves, and he never gets enough sleep. He is kind to small animals. - Chris maunder. You can tell from his picture he doesn't sleep, and what kind of things does he weave?