How Do You Converse With Your Fellow Road Users?
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
That reminds me of an Iggy Pop albumn where he describe himself as an 'equal opportunity offender' ;P Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
Michael Martin wrote: At this I get in the sh*t with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the sh*t but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. I think you are going to have to guard the cucombers in your house for a while, one of your kids might have gotten the message :)
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
Michael Martin wrote: I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. "Go home and f*** yourself with a cucumber you c***." At this I get in the sh*t with the wife as the kids are in the back listening... Michael, I have no idea what you really look like, but I now have a mental image of the expression on your face at that exact moment. It's a classic. :-D
Mike Mullikin :beer: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel - Spinal Tap
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
I had a road rage incident about 8-9 months ago, A guy in a 24 wheeler didn't like how I passed him, on the road. Anyhow at the next set of lights where I stopped he jumped out of his cab and came running up to my car ......%^&$**^@#$*-OUCH-@#(()@$#R-UGH-*$$^jjH^&.... To cut a long story short, I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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I had a road rage incident about 8-9 months ago, A guy in a 24 wheeler didn't like how I passed him, on the road. Anyhow at the next set of lights where I stopped he jumped out of his cab and came running up to my car ......%^&$**^@#$*-OUCH-@#(()@$#R-UGH-*$$^jjH^&.... To cut a long story short, I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin^Davies wrote: To cut a long story short, I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving. Go Colin! :D
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SIMON WALTON
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
I bike 50 km. every day so I frequently see a lot of stupid actions in the traffic (and now and then I am doing the stunts :-O ). But yesterday I saw something that made me smile: It is very common for drivers to park their car on the bike path when they are crossing one. Yesterday A woman was excersizing this in front of a VERY big guy on a mountainbike, he literally clamped his brakes and just barely stopped before hitting the side of her car. He just went beserk and followed her onto the road, regrettedly I didn't see what happened after I drove by, but it took several minutes before he passed me again, so my guess is that there is now one driver that won't make that mistake again!. :laugh: "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies
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Michael Martin wrote: At this I get in the sh*t with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the sh*t but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. I think you are going to have to guard the cucombers in your house for a while, one of your kids might have gotten the message :)
Rutger Ellen wrote: I think you are going to have to guard the cucombers in your house for a while, one of your kids might have gotten the message Their 2 and 5. The only problem is their ability to remember and repeat all the bad words and none of the good. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
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Michael Martin wrote: I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. "Go home and f*** yourself with a cucumber you c***." At this I get in the sh*t with the wife as the kids are in the back listening... Michael, I have no idea what you really look like, but I now have a mental image of the expression on your face at that exact moment. It's a classic. :-D
Mike Mullikin :beer: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel - Spinal Tap
Mike Mullikin wrote: I have no idea what you really look like, but I now have a mental image of the expression on your face at that exact moment. It's a classic. :-D Thanks. I think it's a combination of a child's face on Christmas morning and mine when I turn up to a shit load of free beer. It definitely turned around a shit day, if only it happened more often. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
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I was driving the family over to the local shops the other day. On the way a woman pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive well below the posted speed limit. We then get to a set of traffic lights at the dead end of a T intersection. The lights turn green and she doesn't move. I give a couple of friendly beeps to bring this to her attention in case she had been distracted. At this she chucks a U turn at the lights (which is illegal) and proceeds to stick her finger up at me and mumble some dribble. At this point I am pissed and a little excited to see someone go the verbal on me, as I am the King. I don't use the horn, I always hang out the window and personalise the insult. I hit the automatic window down button and hang out and let rip, an off the cuff remark. Go home and fuck yourself with a cucumber you cunt. At this I get in the shit with the wife as the kids are in the back listening then she basically bursts into a huge smile. 'I could see you getting excited when you noticed her window was down'. I'm still in the shit but she agreed with the sentiments of my abuse. That basically made shopping with the family almost bareable. No I don't just abuse women. Last good bit of road rage I was involved in was back in 1996 when my wife was pregnant. Some wanker in front of me stopped for no reason. The bus behind me blew up at him. He blamed me and started abusing me out of his window. I had had a shit day at the office as was in the old business suit. I lept out of the car and stormed up to his window. He pulled a knife and flashed it about. I told him to get the fuck out of the car. Although his fingers were about the thickness of my wrist he didn't so much as move and pissed off real quick when the cars in front cleared. Basically I am equal opportunity, I will abuse any wanker deserving, be they man, woman, gay or disabled. I they earned it they get both barrels for free. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
Some people call me a reckless driver, other people just refuse to drive with me. What I particularly hate though is people who creep over Stop lines when you are coming down the road. I normally buzz them by cutting it close to their front bumper and hooting like mad, they either back up real fast (pissing off people behind them) or throw their hands up in front of their faces. One day I am going to strap a nice big bull bar to my Landy and clip the fuckers. Or maybe I should just buy a beat up old Yank tank with ten inch body work and "mistakenly" plow into them taking the nose of their car off. God they annoy me, cucumbers for them for sure! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "Winning an argument on the internet is like winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics -- even though you're the champ, you're still a retard." - Kuro5hin.org Wrong but still funny
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I had a road rage incident about 8-9 months ago, A guy in a 24 wheeler didn't like how I passed him, on the road. Anyhow at the next set of lights where I stopped he jumped out of his cab and came running up to my car ......%^&$**^@#$*-OUCH-@#(()@$#R-UGH-*$$^jjH^&.... To cut a long story short, I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin^Davies wrote: I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving Nice touch!:-D I'll keep that in mind when the elderly snowbirds arrive here this Fall in their damned RVs. They move slowly enough for the cops and abmbulances to easily catch up to them... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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I had a road rage incident about 8-9 months ago, A guy in a 24 wheeler didn't like how I passed him, on the road. Anyhow at the next set of lights where I stopped he jumped out of his cab and came running up to my car ......%^&$**^@#$*-OUCH-@#(()@$#R-UGH-*$$^jjH^&.... To cut a long story short, I used my cell phone to call him an ambulance and the police before leaving. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin^Davies wrote: %^$**^@#$*-OUCH-@#(()@$#R-UGH-*$$^jjH^.... You ran him over? ;) --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm