Home improvement
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Lighting. Depending on the many different moods and people you might have in your room, here are some tips for making those experiences better..... 1. Hot Chicks ? You need good lighting for when the ladies come over. I recommend a 75 or 100 watt incandescent soft white light bulb. The soft white will help emphasize blood red hand marks on her ass from the various forms of spanking she'll be subject to. This also aids in the auto focus of the camera hidden in the closet. 2. The So-So's ? We all have one or two "So-So" that we can rely on for booty calls from time to time. For them, a few candles will be fine, just enough light for her to find the door when she is done. 3. Uggo's ? Your broke? And don't have enough money to get a So-So or Hot Chic drunk? Welp, don't fear all you need is to flip on your ULFS [Uggo Lighting Filtration System]. A proper ULFS will consist of 2 to 3 black lights from multiple angles. The color from the black lights "filters" out any blemishes, pimples, scars, stubble, rashes, amputations, and warts (genital and non-genital) right off of the Uggo at hand. They will more or less airbrush her into the perfect little playmate. Also, for you jungle boys out there, ULFS help you find your woman anywhere in the room, because her teeth will glow in the dark! 4. uBER-Uggo's - Wow, you have made it this far? You need some major help here. Go for a Strobe light at 120BPM. Not only will it disorient you so badly that you won't know what's going on, but now you run the chance of her having an epileptic seizure. Not only will this cause all her muscles to contract and tighten her up, but at the same time she'll be bucking and jerking like a bronco till you can't take it any more! /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
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Lighting. Depending on the many different moods and people you might have in your room, here are some tips for making those experiences better..... 1. Hot Chicks ? You need good lighting for when the ladies come over. I recommend a 75 or 100 watt incandescent soft white light bulb. The soft white will help emphasize blood red hand marks on her ass from the various forms of spanking she'll be subject to. This also aids in the auto focus of the camera hidden in the closet. 2. The So-So's ? We all have one or two "So-So" that we can rely on for booty calls from time to time. For them, a few candles will be fine, just enough light for her to find the door when she is done. 3. Uggo's ? Your broke? And don't have enough money to get a So-So or Hot Chic drunk? Welp, don't fear all you need is to flip on your ULFS [Uggo Lighting Filtration System]. A proper ULFS will consist of 2 to 3 black lights from multiple angles. The color from the black lights "filters" out any blemishes, pimples, scars, stubble, rashes, amputations, and warts (genital and non-genital) right off of the Uggo at hand. They will more or less airbrush her into the perfect little playmate. Also, for you jungle boys out there, ULFS help you find your woman anywhere in the room, because her teeth will glow in the dark! 4. uBER-Uggo's - Wow, you have made it this far? You need some major help here. Go for a Strobe light at 120BPM. Not only will it disorient you so badly that you won't know what's going on, but now you run the chance of her having an epileptic seizure. Not only will this cause all her muscles to contract and tighten her up, but at the same time she'll be bucking and jerking like a bronco till you can't take it any more! /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
Thats just plain sick! X| Thanks for sharing! :-D Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
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Lighting. Depending on the many different moods and people you might have in your room, here are some tips for making those experiences better..... 1. Hot Chicks ? You need good lighting for when the ladies come over. I recommend a 75 or 100 watt incandescent soft white light bulb. The soft white will help emphasize blood red hand marks on her ass from the various forms of spanking she'll be subject to. This also aids in the auto focus of the camera hidden in the closet. 2. The So-So's ? We all have one or two "So-So" that we can rely on for booty calls from time to time. For them, a few candles will be fine, just enough light for her to find the door when she is done. 3. Uggo's ? Your broke? And don't have enough money to get a So-So or Hot Chic drunk? Welp, don't fear all you need is to flip on your ULFS [Uggo Lighting Filtration System]. A proper ULFS will consist of 2 to 3 black lights from multiple angles. The color from the black lights "filters" out any blemishes, pimples, scars, stubble, rashes, amputations, and warts (genital and non-genital) right off of the Uggo at hand. They will more or less airbrush her into the perfect little playmate. Also, for you jungle boys out there, ULFS help you find your woman anywhere in the room, because her teeth will glow in the dark! 4. uBER-Uggo's - Wow, you have made it this far? You need some major help here. Go for a Strobe light at 120BPM. Not only will it disorient you so badly that you won't know what's going on, but now you run the chance of her having an epileptic seizure. Not only will this cause all her muscles to contract and tighten her up, but at the same time she'll be bucking and jerking like a bronco till you can't take it any more! /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
ROFLMAO! :laugh: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger