URGENT CODE NEEDED!!!
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
Wow. I am so scare of you, not!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TES
Ya sorry speling mistake :mad:
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
troll
:confused::confused::confused:
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Oh dammit! There goes my share of the profit and the yearly bonus :)
The need to optimize rises from a bad design. My articles[^]
Quick! Obfuscate it, and repost :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
BTW this is URGENT project.
You have got to be taking the piss.
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No bad words please. You risk being banned from CodeProject
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back
Now you are just being patronising. :|
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
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The subject is supposed to describe your question and distinguish it from other questions. The subject that you have used does not. You should really try to write a useful subject if you want anyone to take you seriously.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
URGENT
However urgent your question may be, it's never urgent enough to mention in the subject. If it really was that urgent, you woudn't post in a forum in the first place, you would just pay for the support.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
CODE NEEDED
This is a forum for programmers. That means that you write your own code. There are plenty of people here who can help you with your code, but you will not find anyone who will write it for you. Don't write the subject in all capitals. In electronic communication that is the equivalent of shouting, and that is not appropriate for a subject line.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote:
!!!
What is three exclamation marks following a sentence supposed to mean? Using more than one exclamation mark doesn't make the sentence more of an exclamation, it only shows that you don't know how to use exclamation marks.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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No bad words please. You risk being banned from CodeProject
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
You risk being banned from CodeProject
Oh, woe is me! The one who has contributed over 17,000 posts to Code Project and a number of articles and as a result of which has earned the Code Project MVP award 4 times is being threatened by a jumped up numpty who wants to exploit naive developers in to believing that credits on an application will be enough to pay the bills.
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED? Yes, Sir! :rolleyes: Sorry, we're not slaves. Regards, --Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds -
Thanks a lot for ur time. That's what. An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs. Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder, talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world. An entrepreneur is ur key. If you like, then help me out
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
If you like, then help me out
We don't like. Regards, --Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds -
I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
I will get on this for $100K US. After a negotiated payment schedule the code should be available for beta testing in May or June with a targeted production quality in December of 2009.
John
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Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes.
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel. I invented a time machine last week.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Great - let's change the world. I assume we're tackling world poverty or hunger here - after all, anything else wouldn't be worth the time of a great entrepeneur like yourself would it.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
What is the developer left with? Nothing.
What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? ;)
I'm in. We'll do this as a share scheme - you get 100% of the special credit stocks, and I'll take 100% of the ordinary shares. Obviously, I'll let you have all the good words from the users.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes.
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel. I invented a time machine last week.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Great - let's change the world. I assume we're tackling world poverty or hunger here - after all, anything else wouldn't be worth the time of a great entrepeneur like yourself would it.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel
:laugh::laugh::laugh: That's the most sig worthy post I've seen in a short while :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
Free ready-to-run optimized code on my (in)famous website: www.cpallini.freeproductz.com ;)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel
:laugh::laugh::laugh: That's the most sig worthy post I've seen in a short while :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Why thank you sir.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
You risk being banned from CodeProject
Oh, woe is me! The one who has contributed over 17,000 posts to Code Project and a number of articles and as a result of which has earned the Code Project MVP award 4 times is being threatened by a jumped up numpty who wants to exploit naive developers in to believing that credits on an application will be enough to pay the bills.
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
The one who has contributed over 17,000 posts to Code Project and a number of articles and as a result of which has earned the Code Project MVP award 4 times is being threatened by a jumped up numpty who wants to exploit naive developers in to believing that credits on an application will be enough to pay the bills.
You amateur. ;P You must kneel before Zod. Oh sorry, I was getting my megalomaniacs mixed up there.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
- Me'n vaig a la muntanyaaaaa, me'n vaig a la muntanyaaaaaa... - On me'n vaig? - A la muntanyaaaaaaaa... You can see the full answer that will really help you a lot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTiU-xlUTw[^] Hope you get enough information here... :rose: Anyway, if you don't get it or you are not understanding it, then try this other one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-sqaXF2RWM&feature=related[^] Best regards entrepreneur...
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Now, bugger off.
YOU BUGGER OFF!!! DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE... I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
You obviously have no idea who you're dealing with here. Idiot troll.
But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
Because programming is an art, not a science. Marc Clifton
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Thanks a lot for ur time. That's what. An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs. Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder, talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world. An entrepreneur is ur key. If you like, then help me out
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder, talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I seriously hope this whole post is a joke. You obviously have no clue how long it takes to write even a simple program. Unless you live in a 3rd world country you could probably make more money flipping burgers at McDonalds than you could off rent-a-coder. We help each other with questions here we don't write programs for each other. You better try rent-a-coder but don't expect that anyone is going to be able to write this thing overnight.
