WARNING! Extremely Leftist Propaganda... in other words... a joke.
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Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the w
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Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the w
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokedearbluestates.htm[^] Us independents can Google but we're entirely too lazy to cut and paste.
I didn't read that whole article but if just reading the first paragraph makes me an expert, which it obviously does, then the dems still win what with them winning the popular vote and only loosing out to that electoral college shite. I'm looking forward to waking up in two days and knowing whether we have 8 more years of this or 8 years of something different.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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I didn't read that whole article but if just reading the first paragraph makes me an expert, which it obviously does, then the dems still win what with them winning the popular vote and only loosing out to that electoral college shite. I'm looking forward to waking up in two days and knowing whether we have 8 more years of this or 8 years of something different.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Rough day Paul? The OP and my linked response were jokes. Absolutely nothing serious about them. Kapeesh?
:) Hey, we liberals are nervous twitchy people today... we might must just have to throw some tofu or something.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
modified on Monday, November 3, 2008 1:03 PM
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:) Hey, we liberals are nervous twitchy people today... we might must just have to throw some tofu or something.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
modified on Monday, November 3, 2008 1:03 PM
Paul Watson wrote:
we liberals are nervous twitchy people today
No need to be nervous. Tomorrow Obama will be elected POTUS in an electoral college landslide. In mid-January he'll be inaugurated and inherit a complete mess and the same divided electorate that we have today. Approx 100 days later even the liberal media will start to feed on him if results aren't tangible. Only then is it time to get nervous. ;P
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Paul Watson wrote:
we liberals are nervous twitchy people today
No need to be nervous. Tomorrow Obama will be elected POTUS in an electoral college landslide. In mid-January he'll be inaugurated and inherit a complete mess and the same divided electorate that we have today. Approx 100 days later even the liberal media will start to feed on him if results aren't tangible. Only then is it time to get nervous. ;P
Mike Mullikin wrote:
Approx 100 days later even the liberal media will start to feed on him if results aren't tangible
I think you're being overly generous with this time prediction. Either McCain or Obama probably get 30 days at most before the media go berserk.
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Mike Mullikin wrote:
Approx 100 days later even the liberal media will start to feed on him if results aren't tangible
I think you're being overly generous with this time prediction. Either McCain or Obama probably get 30 days at most before the media go berserk.
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Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the w
FYI, Illinois != Chicago, the rest of us here are pretty conservative. We get the food, the rest of you can fight over the rats.
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Jason Henderson
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Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the w
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Not sure 50% is a majority. ;) However, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya?
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Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the w
Synaptrik wrote:
We get Intel and Microsoft.
These would leave immediately to avoid the huge tax hikes.
Synaptrik wrote:
the new country of New California
Wouldn't be able to provide for itself very long as it's already billions and billions in debt. It is interesting that some states are so polarized one way or the other. It wouldn't surprise me much to see some seriously consider bowing out of the union in the near future.
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Not sure 50% is a majority. ;) However, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya?
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Synaptrik wrote:
We get Intel and Microsoft.
These would leave immediately to avoid the huge tax hikes.
Synaptrik wrote:
the new country of New California
Wouldn't be able to provide for itself very long as it's already billions and billions in debt. It is interesting that some states are so polarized one way or the other. It wouldn't surprise me much to see some seriously consider bowing out of the union in the near future.
thrakazog wrote:
It is interesting that some states are so polarized one way or the other. It wouldn't surprise me much to see some seriously consider bowing out of the union in the near future.
It's not the first time it has happened. . .
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Not sure 50% is a majority. ;) However, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya?
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if a few Native Americans are picketing a Washington Redskins game, but most people find it non-offensive, should they just give up and chuckle, "that was a good one guys" ? Native Americans are tanned, dark. No ones skin is red (OK so called white Ozzies are pretty much all red, all the time). Redskins is a term from when British Crown bounties were placed on natives.. their skin was red from the blood covering it. Ho ho ho.. er, that's not that funny to me, actually.
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if a few Native Americans are picketing a Washington Redskins game, but most people find it non-offensive, should they just give up and chuckle, "that was a good one guys" ? Native Americans are tanned, dark. No ones skin is red (OK so called white Ozzies are pretty much all red, all the time). Redskins is a term from when British Crown bounties were placed on natives.. their skin was red from the blood covering it. Ho ho ho.. er, that's not that funny to me, actually.
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if a few Native Americans are picketing a Washington Redskins game, but most people find it non-offensive, should they just give up and chuckle, "that was a good one guys" ? Native Americans are tanned, dark. No ones skin is red (OK so called white Ozzies are pretty much all red, all the time). Redskins is a term from when British Crown bounties were placed on natives.. their skin was red from the blood covering it. Ho ho ho.. er, that's not that funny to me, actually.
All true. I wasn't questioning your point, just it's applicability to politcal parties. As for red skinned people... What about Irish people on beach vacations? :laugh:
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