I love Faux News
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
Its only as "fair and balanced" as the rest of the news, its just they lean the opposite way to the majority of news outlets. Its usually "LOOK, LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD PALISTINIAN BABIES. In other related news a couple of missiles flew into some town in Israel"
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
Ka?l wrote:
the waves of rockets
So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?
Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants
They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.
Ka?l wrote:
What a fair and balanced way to present news.
And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.
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Ka?l wrote:
the waves of rockets
So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?
Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants
They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.
Ka?l wrote:
What a fair and balanced way to present news.
And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.
digital man wrote:
So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
digital man wrote:
They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you? Unless you don't know that being in a country does not make a citizen of this country? For instance, when you go in Belgium, you don't become belgian.
digital man wrote:
And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
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Its only as "fair and balanced" as the rest of the news, its just they lean the opposite way to the majority of news outlets. Its usually "LOOK, LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD PALISTINIAN BABIES. In other related news a couple of missiles flew into some town in Israel"
J4amieC wrote:
the majority of news outlets.
I'm not sure majority of news outlets proclaim to be fair and balanced
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digital man wrote:
So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
digital man wrote:
They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you? Unless you don't know that being in a country does not make a citizen of this country? For instance, when you go in Belgium, you don't become belgian.
digital man wrote:
And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
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Ka?l wrote:
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
Reread that and try again.
Ka?l wrote:
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you?
I certainly realize how stupid and lacking in a sense of humour you are. Besides, given that most of the people that live in that part of that country are Lebanese it's a fairly safe bet they were, in fact, native. Again, even if they weren't the story doesn't care about such minor points of fact.
Ka?l wrote:
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
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Ka?l wrote:
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
Reread that and try again.
Ka?l wrote:
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you?
I certainly realize how stupid and lacking in a sense of humour you are. Besides, given that most of the people that live in that part of that country are Lebanese it's a fairly safe bet they were, in fact, native. Again, even if they weren't the story doesn't care about such minor points of fact.
Ka?l wrote:
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
digital man wrote:
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
I'd remove the naive and effect bit :)
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Ka?l wrote:
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
Reread that and try again.
Ka?l wrote:
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you?
I certainly realize how stupid and lacking in a sense of humour you are. Besides, given that most of the people that live in that part of that country are Lebanese it's a fairly safe bet they were, in fact, native. Again, even if they weren't the story doesn't care about such minor points of fact.
Ka?l wrote:
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
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Ka?l wrote:
For sure more than one. So 3 don't make waves
Reread that and try again.
Ka?l wrote:
You realize the stupidity of this argument don't you?
I certainly realize how stupid and lacking in a sense of humour you are. Besides, given that most of the people that live in that part of that country are Lebanese it's a fairly safe bet they were, in fact, native. Again, even if they weren't the story doesn't care about such minor points of fact.
Ka?l wrote:
Claiming at the same time being fair and balanced?
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
digital man wrote:
Reread that and try again.
more than one rocket per wave -> >= 2 waves -> more than one -> >= 2 2 * 2 = 4 > 3 CQFD/ied
digital man wrote:
Besides, given that most of the people that live in that part of that country are Lebanese it's a fairly safe bet they were, in fact, native
Do you know that since 1948 there's a palestinian diaspora? For instance, it represents 10% of the people leaving in lebanon.
digital man wrote:
Are you really that naive or just acting the idiot for effect?
Because I expect that corporations be honorable and don't utterly lie?
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Its only as "fair and balanced" as the rest of the news, its just they lean the opposite way to the majority of news outlets. Its usually "LOOK, LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD PALISTINIAN BABIES. In other related news a couple of missiles flew into some town in Israel"
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Adnan, jr. But he at least has an excuse.
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Oakman wrote:
But he at least has an excuse.
Congenital stupidty? Or is just being French sufficient?
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
Ka?l wrote:
It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets
one of which went through the roof of an old folks home.
Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants.
and who really gives a fuck?
Ka?l wrote:
What a fair and balanced way to present news.
Don't watch, try CNN international.
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Oakman wrote:
But he at least has an excuse.
Congenital stupidty? Or is just being French sufficient?
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Adnan, jr. But he at least has an excuse.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Ka?l wrote:
It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets
one of which went through the roof of an old folks home.
Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants.
and who really gives a fuck?
Ka?l wrote:
What a fair and balanced way to present news.
Don't watch, try CNN international.
Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.
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"Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.
When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?
Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants.
Yeah, I mean there's always the possibility that they were fired by UN Observers. Or maybe renegade French Militants visiting Lebanon...
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Ka?l wrote:
And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants.
Yeah, I mean there's always the possibility that they were fired by UN Observers. Or maybe renegade French Militants visiting Lebanon...
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Oakman wrote:
But he at least has an excuse.
Congenital stupidty? Or is just being French sufficient?