Steyn: The 'oldest hatred' lives, from Gaza to Florida

[Ilion]

Steyn: The 'oldest hatred' lives, from Gaza to Florida[^]

[Lost User]

Readers Digest, Jan 2008, p. 114 As a guest one day, I noticed Ilion look up from his breakfast resignedly to see a large fat bearded grinning husk of a man with dead staring eyes perched nonchalantly over his cereal bowl, nether regions all exposed to the gusts of wind and rain so ubiquitous in Ilion's poorly constructed house. As I stared, a great steaming mass flopped from his winking rectum onto Ilion's cornflakes. With tremendous gusto and a wink in his eyes, the man loudly proclaimed, "I'm Mark Steyn, and my that's my opinion!" before sauntering out the door, leaving me puzzled as to etiquette: should I have offered a baby wipe? Unfettered, Ilion looked calmly down at his soiled breakfast before scooping up a large portion of the goo with his spoon and chewing down with remarkable enthusiasm, before turning to me, spoon outstretched, a sizeable plop perched precariously on it, an offering from the damned to the credulous. "Surely, sir, that can't taste good!" I exclaimed. "'Tis true, good sir," he replied, "but it's an acquired taste; you see when one constantly has shit in one's mouth from being such an enormous asshole, someone else's shit tastes supremely good just because it's merely what I'm already used to, with a little hint of corn." Bottoms up! If you reply with anything other than giving this post a well-deserved 5, I'm going to assume it's because you want my dick in your mouth more than anything you could ever imagine in this life or the next.

- F

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Superb: well done that man.

me, me, me

[Lost User]

:wtf: :-D :laugh: Oh, 5!

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[Lost User]

The Church's "Hate the Jews" was always obeyed with a greater fervour than Joshua's "Love thy neighbour as thyself". With hundreds of years of such Authority, it is not surprising that it is deeply ingrained in the culture of the ignorant. Given any excuse, synagogues, cemeteries, butchers, and individuals will be attacked.

Bob Emmett