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Brady Kelly

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

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Good one.. :laugh:

Apurva Kaushal

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Good 5.

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Lost User

My sister, who went to a convent about 35 years ago, first told me that joke. Its stil good though!

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Dalek Dave

fat_boy wrote:

My sister, who went to a convent about 35 years ago, first told me that joke.

Your sister is a Nun? Wow you too are nothing alike!

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Lost User

Ah, no, convent school. I went to a monastary school run by Benedictine monks. No wonder I am totally fucked up. :)

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Dalek Dave

fat_boy wrote:

I went to a monastary school run by Benedictine monks.

That explains a lot. All that indoctrination. I have a pal who went to a school run by the Christian Brothers. He says they were merciless sadists who beat children daily. It is amazing that they ever survived! He came out an atheist.

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Lost User

Dalek Dave wrote:

! He came out an atheist.

Its not difficult.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

Diego Moita

Old but good. Here we tell it about of a bus of nuns.

Brady Kelly wrote:

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.

Sorry for "deconstructing the joke" but I notice all the jokes about Catholics follow this same pattern: show the perversion hiding behind pretended virtue. And these jokes are always about Catholics, rarely about other denominations, even in strongly Catholic countries. I wonder how they'd tell these jokes in non-Christian countries.

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Diego Moita wrote:

I wonder how they'd tell these jokes in non-Christian countries.

Simple... After the girl made the remark she would get stoned to death :)

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Diego Moita wrote:

And these jokes are always about Catholics

Then how about a feint... A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench across the street from a playground. After sitting there in silence for a few minutes, the priest elbows the Rabbi and says "how about you and me go over there and screw those kids?" to which the Rabbi chuckles for a second, then stops and with a confused look on his face says "out of what?"

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