i want to be gay!

Lost User

Sahir Shah wrote:

how do i start ?

Dreaming of çöçk? (Anti sensor text)

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

soap brain

How do you start? Seriously?! :wtf: You can't just change your sexuality because you feel like it.

soap brain

Cock?

Lost User

Maybe learning more about women is the best solution?

Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

Sahir Shah

Trollslayer wrote:

Maybe learning more about women is the best solution?

what did i miss? so tell me more about women.

realJSOP

You should move to India.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

realJSOP

Apparently, you can. I won't go any further than that right now.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Sahir Shah

fat_boy wrote:

Dreaming of çöçk?

well! i hate it. including mine.

soap brain

To be apparent it has to be something more than a vague assertion.

Sahir Shah

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

You should move to India.

i am in india. how is that supposed to help anyway?

Brady Kelly

Sahir Shah wrote:

i hate it. including mine.

That's as good a start as anyone could imagine. :laugh:

All Sorted

realJSOP

Do I really have to spell this out for you? Can someone that knows me (or my editorial style) please explain what I might have meant? (It's always better coming from someone else because when I do it, it starts to sound like I'm bragging.)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

R Giskard Reventlov

You either are or you are not gay. You cannot suddenly decide to be gay and actually expect to change your sexual orientation. Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

me, me, me

realJSOP

You have to have been a member here since 2003 (or be willing to dig through old messages in the Soapbox).

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

You have to have been a member here since 2003 (or be willing to dig through old messages in the Soapbox).

Oh... Can you at least give me some sort of direction so I can find it?

realJSOP

This is not the thread for even semi-serious replies. If you're not going to be funnier than this, I have to ask you to please refrain from participating.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

Have you considered physical and chemical castration? So that there's no way you can pass your genes on?

Lost User

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Cock?

Yes. I guess the capitol C gets round the sensor.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

realJSOP

I gave you a whole year. Look for something in the May/June January time frame in the Soapbox.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

Lost User

Sahir Shah wrote:

well! i hate it. including mine.

Well then you are fucked. Or maybe not.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription