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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system.

    When it gains one of those, it becomes an Ilion

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    Oakman
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    Computafreak wrote:

    When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

    FTFY

    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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      Ilion
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      What a perfect example of the sort of discussions which are found appropriate by "the community."

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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        Don't listen to these people. They are jealous because you are a gold mine. Related story here: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50T56120090130 [^] :)

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

          modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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          Maximilien
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          shit happens.

          This signature was proudly tested on animals.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
            -----
            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

            modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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            Pete OHanlon
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            I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

              modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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              A contributor to the arts[^] I see.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                Christian Graus
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                Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                  Computafreak wrote:

                  When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

                  FTFY

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                  Oakman wrote:

                  When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named and is flushed down the Message Automatically Removed toilet of life.

                  FFTFY

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                    modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                    Zhat
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                    Come see me when you do one that crawls out of the toilet on it's own legs and say's "Thanks, it smelled like an Ass in there".

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Thats what he posts most times

                      ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                        modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                        Lost User
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                        Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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                        • O Oakman

                          Repost

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                          Mycroft Holmes
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                          Nope, last time he was just pleased to get his pants to fit better. JS seems to have a definite affinity for that area of anatomy.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                            modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                            Ilion
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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t.

                            I noticed (as you may have noticed).

                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            [EDIT] Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                            What vote are you seeking? I'll try to add my little bit accordingly.

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                              I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                              Ashley van Gerven
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                              .. or if it could write a Hello World app in C :)


                              Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. - Howard Aiken

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                                Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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                                hairy_hats
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                                Josh Gray wrote:

                                I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

                                If it was somebody else's, you really, really don't want to know how it got there.

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