I think I may have caught it
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Hold on! Since when has it been wrong to enjoy spending money? Sorry, David, I don't follow that at all. Shopping is an amazing thing, can cheer up the rainiest of days. Unfortunately, this includes those days when you're depressed because you have no money, which has nearly gotten me into big trouble in the past, but really I do love it. You see the problem here is that society has taught us that shopping is the domain of women. This is patently incorrect, women wouldn't know how to shop if their lives depended on it. If a woman needs a pair of shoes (and let's face it, when don't they?) then they trawl around 25 shops and then go back to the first one and buy the first bargain they saw. That's not shopping. If I need a pair of shoes, I go find an expensive pair, buy them and move on to the record store, buy half a dozen CDs, move on to the book store, buy whatever books I've been thinking about buying, etc. etc. Now that is shopping. Don't be ashamed of your new-found shopoholism, embrace it my friend. Paul
pdriley wrote: women wouldn't know how to shop if their lives depended on it pdriley wrote: If I need a pair of shoes, I go find an expensive pair, buy them and move on to the record store, buy half a dozen CDs, move on to the book store, buy whatever books I've been thinking about buying, etc. etc. Now that is shopping. This deserves an "At-A-Boy" congratulation! :-D Nick Parker
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I am talking about the most feared and deadly of diseases to attack the male body--nay the human race. It is a horrible disease that eats away at the very core of our existance; the very measure of our success. I am of course talking about... shopping. :eek: I actually enjoyed purchasing a selection of electrical wiring accessories... f**king electrical accessories for christ sake - hardly world peace! I even had a smile on my face as I clicked "add to basket" next to 20 litres of dry mix wallpaper paste. My heart was pounding as I received my confirmation e-mail from Jim's Discount Tackle. And this afternoon I was extatic as I ordered my monthly stationery consignment from Viking Direct. And I really do mean this - it has given me physical enjoyment to purchase these things. I've had duller orgasms. Am I doomed? I've tried using telephone banking to hear my bank balance steadily decreasing but it isn't working! The fact I can purchase all of these items from the comfort of my own chair * makes it potentially even more damaging. * I suppose I could always sue Al gore for creating the Internet... :rolleyes: HELP ME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! :(( :(( :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
I'm afraid it's terminal, David. Amazon.co.uk have took around £700 from me since they started. It's just so theraputic browsing around, adding things to your basket. Waiting for that lovely confirmation e-mail. Opening the packaging when it arrives. Then putting the item(s) under the bed,never to be used again.
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I am talking about the most feared and deadly of diseases to attack the male body--nay the human race. It is a horrible disease that eats away at the very core of our existance; the very measure of our success. I am of course talking about... shopping. :eek: I actually enjoyed purchasing a selection of electrical wiring accessories... f**king electrical accessories for christ sake - hardly world peace! I even had a smile on my face as I clicked "add to basket" next to 20 litres of dry mix wallpaper paste. My heart was pounding as I received my confirmation e-mail from Jim's Discount Tackle. And this afternoon I was extatic as I ordered my monthly stationery consignment from Viking Direct. And I really do mean this - it has given me physical enjoyment to purchase these things. I've had duller orgasms. Am I doomed? I've tried using telephone banking to hear my bank balance steadily decreasing but it isn't working! The fact I can purchase all of these items from the comfort of my own chair * makes it potentially even more damaging. * I suppose I could always sue Al gore for creating the Internet... :rolleyes: HELP ME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! :(( :(( :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
It's official - you are now female. Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002
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I am talking about the most feared and deadly of diseases to attack the male body--nay the human race. It is a horrible disease that eats away at the very core of our existance; the very measure of our success. I am of course talking about... shopping. :eek: I actually enjoyed purchasing a selection of electrical wiring accessories... f**king electrical accessories for christ sake - hardly world peace! I even had a smile on my face as I clicked "add to basket" next to 20 litres of dry mix wallpaper paste. My heart was pounding as I received my confirmation e-mail from Jim's Discount Tackle. And this afternoon I was extatic as I ordered my monthly stationery consignment from Viking Direct. And I really do mean this - it has given me physical enjoyment to purchase these things. I've had duller orgasms. Am I doomed? I've tried using telephone banking to hear my bank balance steadily decreasing but it isn't working! The fact I can purchase all of these items from the comfort of my own chair * makes it potentially even more damaging. * I suppose I could always sue Al gore for creating the Internet... :rolleyes: HELP ME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! :(( :(( :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
If you enjoy it, then do it :cool: Elaine (retail therapy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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It's official - you are now female. Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002
Christian Graus wrote: It's official - you are now female. So you're suggesting he's Anna? :) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** Putt knot yore thrust inn spel chequers. **
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Christian Graus wrote: It's official - you are now female. So you're suggesting he's Anna? :) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** Putt knot yore thrust inn spel chequers. **
I don't think our health service will allow people my age to change sex, but it was a nice idea. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
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I'm afraid it's terminal, David. Amazon.co.uk have took around £700 from me since they started. It's just so theraputic browsing around, adding things to your basket. Waiting for that lovely confirmation e-mail. Opening the packaging when it arrives. Then putting the item(s) under the bed,never to be used again.
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SONORK ID 100.10024Simon Walton wrote: Then putting the item(s) under the bed,never to be used again. I don't know what you buy from Amazon... :eek:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
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Simon Walton wrote: Then putting the item(s) under the bed,never to be used again. I don't know what you buy from Amazon... :eek:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
Obviously you have never visited their prostate-pleasers department. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/prostate-pleasers/[^]
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Obviously you have never visited their prostate-pleasers department. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/prostate-pleasers/[^]
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Christian Graus wrote: It's official - you are now female. So you're suggesting he's Anna? :) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** Putt knot yore thrust inn spel chequers. **
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I don't think our health service will allow people my age to change sex, but it was a nice idea. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
David Wulff wrote: I don't think our health service will allow people my age to change sex, but it was a nice idea. Far from it. I believe the NHS will allow surgery from age 18, but in practice (bureaucracy and funding being something we're good at here) 20-21 is more realistic. The youngest I've heard of was a girl who transitioned at age 15 and had surgery at 17, but I don't think that was in the UK. Would you like me to put you in touch with a support group or two Dave? ;) Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch