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  • O Oakman

    Le Centriste wrote:

    I wish they had that before you were born.

    I sympathise. It must be hard for you to accept that I surpass you in every way: brains, broads, brawn, and buying power. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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    Le centriste
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    Oakman wrote:</div>It must be hard for you to accept that I surpass you in every way: brains, broads, brawn, and buying power

    Wow, what an intelligent remark. It gives us a big hint on your brains power. "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women and since you imply to have more than one, you probably are muslim. By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

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      Oakman wrote:</div>It must be hard for you to accept that I surpass you in every way: brains, broads, brawn, and buying power

      Wow, what an intelligent remark. It gives us a big hint on your brains power. "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women and since you imply to have more than one, you probably are muslim. By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

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      Oakman
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      Le Centriste wrote:

      "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women

      I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the kitchen, and broads in the bedroom - I imagine you want a mommy in all three places. :rolleyes:

      Le Centriste wrote:

      since you imply to have more than one,

      I lost count just before I hit 500. There were advantages to living through the sixties and seventies.

      Le Centriste wrote:

      you probably are muslim.

      Nope. Just a free thinker. :laugh:

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

      modified on Monday, February 16, 2009 3:10 PM

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      • L Le centriste

        Oakman wrote:</div>It must be hard for you to accept that I surpass you in every way: brains, broads, brawn, and buying power

        Wow, what an intelligent remark. It gives us a big hint on your brains power. "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women and since you imply to have more than one, you probably are muslim. By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

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        Sahir Shah
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        Le Centriste wrote:

        By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

        That reminds me of something that has always puzzled me. Who is that guy with the beard next to Oakman?

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          Le Centriste wrote:

          By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

          That reminds me of something that has always puzzled me. Who is that guy with the beard next to Oakman?

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          Oakman
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          Otto von Drunkencoder wrote:

          That reminds me of something that has always puzzled me. Who is that guy with the beard next to Oakman?

          ROFL. You'll hurt Pixel's feelings.

          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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          • O Oakman

            Le Centriste wrote:

            "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women

            I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the kitchen, and broads in the bedroom - I imagine you want a mommy in all three places. :rolleyes:

            Le Centriste wrote:

            since you imply to have more than one,

            I lost count just before I hit 500. There were advantages to living through the sixties and seventies.

            Le Centriste wrote:

            you probably are muslim.

            Nope. Just a free thinker. :laugh:

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

            modified on Monday, February 16, 2009 3:10 PM

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            Shog9 0
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            Oakman wrote:

            I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the bedroom

            Sandwiches or fondue?

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              Le Centriste wrote:

              By looking at your picture, you don't seem to have much brawn, but who can tell just by looking at a face.

              That reminds me of something that has always puzzled me. Who is that guy with the beard next to Oakman?

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              I thought it was one of the "broads", probably the less hairy one. :rolleyes:

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              • O Oakman

                Le Centriste wrote:

                "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women

                I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the kitchen, and broads in the bedroom - I imagine you want a mommy in all three places. :rolleyes:

                Le Centriste wrote:

                since you imply to have more than one,

                I lost count just before I hit 500. There were advantages to living through the sixties and seventies.

                Le Centriste wrote:

                you probably are muslim.

                Nope. Just a free thinker. :laugh:

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

                modified on Monday, February 16, 2009 3:10 PM

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                BoneSoft
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                Oakman wrote:

                I like my women to be

                Reminds me of a guy I work with. He always says "I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."


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                • L Le centriste

                  I thought it was one of the "broads", probably the less hairy one. :rolleyes:

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                  Le Centriste wrote:

                  I thought it was one of the "broads", probably the less hairy one.

                  I'm not surprised - you probably haven't seen any real women. An alley cat rubbing up against your shins is as close as you have ever come to having sex, right?

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                    Oakman wrote:

                    I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the bedroom

                    Sandwiches or fondue?

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                    Shog9 wrote:

                    Sandwiches or fondue?

                    I've really got to learn to proofread, don't I? :-O Oh well, somewhere in that mistyping is a joke about gravy, or hot sauce.

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                    • O Oakman

                      Steve_Harris wrote:

                      Now two more teenagers claim to have slept with the mother around the time of the conception.

                      We really need to invent something to put in the water to make reproduction a oprivilige to be earned, not a right of passage into puberty.

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                      Christian Graus
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                      I've said put the pill in the water in lower income areas for years. Takes the aggression out of the boys and stops the girls from turning into baby factories while still kids themselves. I got heaps of 1 votes.

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                      • O Oakman

                        Le Centriste wrote:

                        "Broads" is certainly not a respectful term to talk about women

                        I like my women to be scientists in the livingroom, chefs in the kitchen, and broads in the bedroom - I imagine you want a mommy in all three places. :rolleyes:

                        Le Centriste wrote:

                        since you imply to have more than one,

                        I lost count just before I hit 500. There were advantages to living through the sixties and seventies.

                        Le Centriste wrote:

                        you probably are muslim.

                        Nope. Just a free thinker. :laugh:

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

                        modified on Monday, February 16, 2009 3:10 PM

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                        Christian Graus
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                        Wow - when did this start ? You two should get a room.....

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                          I've said put the pill in the water in lower income areas for years. Takes the aggression out of the boys and stops the girls from turning into baby factories while still kids themselves. I got heaps of 1 votes.

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                          Oakman
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                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          I got heaps of 1 votes

                          Well, when you say it, it's obviously fascist racist fear-mongering hate speech. But when I say it it's fear-mongering racist fascist hate speech. Do you see?

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                          • H hairy_hats

                            Now two more teenagers[^] claim to have slept with the mother around the time of the conception.

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                            Christian Graus
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                            ""I am not saying I believe them and I don't want to blacken the girl's reputation, but we have to know for sure – for Alfie, for her and for that baby."" Yeah, because this child is obviously on a path to success in life, but questions of illegitimacy could destroy all of that.

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                            • O Oakman

                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              I got heaps of 1 votes

                              Well, when you say it, it's obviously fascist racist fear-mongering hate speech. But when I say it it's fear-mongering racist fascist hate speech. Do you see?

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                              Christian Graus
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                              Ah - I get it now. In my mind, it's quite simple. The system here is geared so that having kids at 14 is the SMART thing for these girls to do. It's the way to more money than they will get if they don't do it. It's a way to independence. It's their best option. It IS societies fault that we create this situation, and we need to change it, or they won't change.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                Wow - when did this start ? You two should get a room.....

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                                Oakman
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                                Christian Graus wrote:

                                Wow - when did this start ?

                                Got me, Chief. I was just quietly sitting here, minding my own business making generalised comments about the sad state of affairs in a world when young teens argue over which one of them got a girl pregnant, when punky brewster showed up and started wishing I was dead.

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                                • O Oakman

                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  Wow - when did this start ?

                                  Got me, Chief. I was just quietly sitting here, minding my own business making generalised comments about the sad state of affairs in a world when young teens argue over which one of them got a girl pregnant, when punky brewster showed up and started wishing I was dead.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  Well, it's great to be popular....

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                                    Well, it's great to be popular....

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                                    Oakman
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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    Well, it's great to be popular....

                                    But I don't want to be poplar, I'm oak.

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                                    • O Oakman

                                      Christian Graus wrote:

                                      Well, it's great to be popular....

                                      But I don't want to be poplar, I'm oak.

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                                      Christian Graus
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                                      *groan*

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                                        *groan*

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                                        Oakman
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                                        Christian Graus wrote:

                                        *groan*

                                        Stop growsing, Graus

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                                        • H hairy_hats

                                          Now two more teenagers[^] claim to have slept with the mother around the time of the conception.

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                                          Christian Graus
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                                          Wait a minute. Are we saying the 15 yo girl whose parents let her share a bed with a 12 yo boy, was a SLUT ? No WAY !!!!

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