Meow - Jesus hates me
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
I can't decide if that's a joke or not. This bit can't be serious, surely
widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus
If not, then it's an example that you really shouldn't take every word of the bible as a literal truth! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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I can't decide if that's a joke or not. This bit can't be serious, surely
widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus
If not, then it's an example that you really shouldn't take every word of the bible as a literal truth! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Not known to quote myself but employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus As that's from a Jehova's Witness site, I can only wonder - was Jesus known to use electric doorbells? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
The site is temporarily down :(
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The site is temporarily down :(
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SONORK ID 100.10024It was posted on memepool, so it's probably had hundreds of thousands of hits -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
We did it again - killed another site! This page is down because of excessive bandwidth consumption, and it's only 5 days into the month:laugh: Perhaps Chris could raise some revenue by renting us out for site robustness testing. All it takes is to post a site here, and all of us checking it out at once should be enough of a stress test for most sites:-)
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Not known to quote myself but employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus As that's from a Jehova's Witness site, I can only wonder - was Jesus known to use electric doorbells? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: was Jesus known to use electric doorbells? ROTFLMAO!!! In that vein, why aren't those Watchtowers they pass out hand printed with quill and ink? And why do they look so nervous when I answer the door naked?
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
I bet he has a thing about fluffy tigresses as well X| Elaine (hidden fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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I can't decide if that's a joke or not. This bit can't be serious, surely
widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus
If not, then it's an example that you really shouldn't take every word of the bible as a literal truth! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Excessive playfulness ? And today on 'Spot the loser' our first guest is....... Sorry, but that guy is beyond funny now Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
I hate the misrepresentation of scripture people like this propogate. To me this sort of junk just provides more evidence that the Jehovah's Witness "Faith" (cult?) is either completely nuts or a huge joke on the rest of us. This is the bit that cracked me up: ...blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony,... Erm I hate to shatter their bubble, but when whas the last time you saw a dog (for example) propose to a potential mate before "having a go"? Definitely one loaf short of a Dwarvish Bread Van. :~ "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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benjymous wrote: was Jesus known to use electric doorbells? ROTFLMAO!!! In that vein, why aren't those Watchtowers they pass out hand printed with quill and ink? And why do they look so nervous when I answer the door naked?
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http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm[^] -c
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
qote: "A faithful servant of Jehovah would quickly notice that the nature of a cat is so marked as being 'beastly'" yeah, burn witch burn burn burn! But the article forgets to point out the the question is mu: Nobody can own a cat. Not even God Almighty himself.
One day I might find it quite amusing how touching tongues make life so confusing Anne Clark again [sighist]
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We did it again - killed another site! This page is down because of excessive bandwidth consumption, and it's only 5 days into the month:laugh: Perhaps Chris could raise some revenue by renting us out for site robustness testing. All it takes is to post a site here, and all of us checking it out at once should be enough of a stress test for most sites:-)
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Roger Wright wrote: And why do they look so nervous when I answer the door naked? ROFL! :laugh: Not half as much as if I answered the door naked I suspect. :omg: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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I bet he has a thing about fluffy tigresses as well X| Elaine (hidden fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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I hate the misrepresentation of scripture people like this propogate. To me this sort of junk just provides more evidence that the Jehovah's Witness "Faith" (cult?) is either completely nuts or a huge joke on the rest of us. This is the bit that cracked me up: ...blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony,... Erm I hate to shatter their bubble, but when whas the last time you saw a dog (for example) propose to a potential mate before "having a go"? Definitely one loaf short of a Dwarvish Bread Van. :~ "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschHe also assumes that cats can get married. This is the truly scary part :~ Elaine (high speed vamoosing tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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:omg: A pathethic little old lady used to watchtower me for some time. I think she would just have dropped dead on the floor.
One day I might find it quite amusing how touching tongues make life so confusing Anne Clark again [sighist]
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He also assumes that cats can get married. This is the truly scary part :~ Elaine (high speed vamoosing tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Roger Wright wrote: And why do they look so nervous when I answer the door naked? ROFL! :laugh: Not half as much as if I answered the door naked I suspect. :omg: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschThat could be interesting...:) If you should ever be tempted to do so, be sure to capture their expressions for posterity!:-D
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He also assumes that cats can get married. This is the truly scary part :~ Elaine (high speed vamoosing tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Perhaps in his church they're required to:-)
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That could be interesting...:) If you should ever be tempted to do so, be sure to capture their expressions for posterity!:-D