how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital
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During a visit to the mental hospital, a man asked the Director 'how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' the man said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. :-)
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crudeCodeYogi wrote:
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
I was thinking the same thing too, :(( I am not normal :(( Good joke, my 5!
Yusuf
I thought the same as you when I was first reading it :-)
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During a visit to the mental hospital, a man asked the Director 'how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' the man said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. :-)
this describes a common problem with people in our trade. instead of creating a Drainplug object and calling it's drain() method they create all kinds of monstrosities such as the the Spoon object and the Sieve object X|
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During a visit to the mental hospital, a man asked the Director 'how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' the man said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. :-)
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So one income can pay a mortgage better than two? :)
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I wondered why the walls were orange...
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Trollslayer wrote:
I wondered why the walls were orange...
But the orange jumnp suit blends in well.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.
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So one income can pay a mortgage better than two? :)
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Trollslayer wrote:
So one income can pay a mortgage better than two?
So... how are you planning on emptying the bathtub? ;P
ShamWow
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*Elaine passes Al a teacup and a box of teabags*
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Trollslayer wrote:
*Elaine passes Al a teacup and a box of teabags tampons1*
1 They'll do much better than teabags. :laugh:
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Trollslayer wrote:
*Elaine passes Al a teacup and a box of teabags tampons1*
1 They'll do much better than teabags. :laugh: