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  • D Dalek Dave

    JOURNEY OF MAN When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a=2 0very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

    ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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    Thanks for the punchline! 1. Coffee 2. Screen 3. Wipes

    My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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    • O Oakman

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

      :thumbsup: Sounds like me - 'cept I got married three times.

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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      How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

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      • D Dalek Dave

        JOURNEY OF MAN When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a=2 0very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

        ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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        :thumbsup: :laugh: Pretty good. A coworker of mine told me once that a programmer's life was hard on relationships. Your joke reminded me of that.

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        • O Oakman

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

          :thumbsup: Sounds like me - 'cept I got married three times.

          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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          Sooo, did the "big tits" part every happen? :)

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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            How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

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            Richard A. Abbott wrote:

            How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

            Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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              Sooo, did the "big tits" part every happen? :)

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Sooo, did the "big tits" part every happen

              yep. And she was blonde with thighs strengthened from being a horse-jumper. Same result. She was so ambitious she didn't even have marry me to get access to my accounts. :-O

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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              • O Oakman

                Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

                Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                Oakman wrote:

                Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

                make up your mind in lieu of ^5[^] :thumbsup: :thumbsup: != :thumbsup:

                Yusuf

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                  Oakman wrote:

                  Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

                  make up your mind in lieu of ^5[^] :thumbsup: :thumbsup: != :thumbsup:

                  Yusuf

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                  Yusuf wrote:

                  make up your mind

                  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" ~ Ralph Waldo Oakman

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                  • O Oakman

                    Yusuf wrote:

                    make up your mind

                    "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" ~ Ralph Waldo Oakman

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                    Yusuf
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                    that deserve coded message :^) :doh: :suss: ;P !

                    Yusuf

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                    • Y Yusuf

                      that deserve coded message :^) :doh: :suss: ;P !

                      Yusuf

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                      That must be in Loglan or Lisp. I don't recognize the code.

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                      • O Oakman

                        That must be in Loglan or Lisp. I don't recognize the code.

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                        Yusuf
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                        :-D there are 26 cp smileys, you can think it as cp alphabet soup: :) to :thumbsdown:

                        Yusuf

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