Worst Joke.
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Whats the worst joke you can think of ? Can you beat this. Q: Why do women fake Orgasms? A: Because they think men care. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: ? well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... :) -c
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
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I hope you never repeat that, Nish. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Was mine better than Mike's??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: ? well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... :) -c
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
Chris Losinger wrote: Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: woman??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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Colin^Davies wrote: Can you beat this. New Teacher :- Class, I am Mrs. Prussy. I hope you won't forget my name. Class :- No Teacher. ...next day... New Teacher :- Class, who can tell me my name? Class :- [silence] Lil Johnny :- Er, Mrs Crunt??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
I hope you never repeat that, Nish. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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ooooo, I have a really bad one: Two cars are driving from LA to Las Vegas. One car has a group of gay guys, the other has a group of gay girls. Which car gets to Vegas first? Answer: the girls, because the girls are doing 69 the whole way, and the guys are still at home packing their shit. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.4 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
I'll give you a 10 out 10 on the sickness scale for that one. :laugh: Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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Was mine better than Mike's??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
It was about as sick as Mikes was :-D Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: ? well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... :) -c
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. ;) Chris Losinger wrote: well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... That won't let you off the hook. ;) Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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Was mine better than Mike's??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Nishant S wrote: Was mine better than Mike's??? I don't think bad humour has to be vulgar, and it's very diffucult to rank unfortunatly. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Colin^Davies wrote: Can you beat this. New Teacher :- Class, I am Mrs. Prussy. I hope you won't forget my name. Class :- No Teacher. ...next day... New Teacher :- Class, who can tell me my name? Class :- [silence] Lil Johnny :- Er, Mrs Crunt??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Top joke Nish. Better than Mike's. Made me laugh. Got any more like this. Michael Programming is great. First they pay you to introduce bugs into software. Then they pay you to remove them again.
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Chris Losinger wrote: Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: woman??? Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Nishant S wrote: A: woman??? Yeah that's the answer. Slightly politically incorrect but can be amusing on a baser level. Michael Programming is great. First they pay you to introduce bugs into software. Then they pay you to remove them again.
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Q: what's the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: ? well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... :) -c
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
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Whats the worst joke you can think of ? Can you beat this. Q: Why do women fake Orgasms? A: Because they think men care. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Q: Why can't a woman over 40 hide A: Nobody would search her Pavel Sonork 100.15206
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I'll give you a 10 out 10 on the sickness scale for that one. :laugh: Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
If we're going for sick.. How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking? The wheelchairs float to the surface. ..or.. What's red and sits in the corner of a fish and chip shop? An abortion of chips (both pretty nasty) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Nishant S wrote: A: woman??? Yeah that's the answer. Slightly politically incorrect but can be amusing on a baser level. Michael Programming is great. First they pay you to introduce bugs into software. Then they pay you to remove them again.
But there's an equivalent version too What's that useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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ooooo, I have a really bad one: Two cars are driving from LA to Las Vegas. One car has a group of gay guys, the other has a group of gay girls. Which car gets to Vegas first? Answer: the girls, because the girls are doing 69 the whole way, and the guys are still at home packing their shit. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.4 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
ROFLMAO! Jeremy Falcon Imputek "In fact it is quite simple, men and women both only want one thing - what they can't have!" - phykell
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But there's an equivalent version too What's that useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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If we're going for sick.. How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking? The wheelchairs float to the surface. ..or.. What's red and sits in the corner of a fish and chip shop? An abortion of chips (both pretty nasty) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking? The wheelchairs float to the surface. That one's evil. ;) benjymous wrote: What's red and sits in the corner of a fish and chip shop? An abortion of chips That's really sick! X| Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. ;) Chris Losinger wrote: well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... That won't let you off the hook. ;) Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. It's funny though, how on womany (is there such a word) chat-shows, they slag men off for the full duration of the show, calling them useless at virtually everything. Yet make a generalised joke about women on television and the show gets 1000+ complaints.
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SIMON WALTON
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. It's funny though, how on womany (is there such a word) chat-shows, they slag men off for the full duration of the show, calling them useless at virtually everything. Yet make a generalised joke about women on television and the show gets 1000+ complaints.
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024I'd say feminism is just as bad as chauvinism/masculinism. Why can't we all settle for humanism? I know women were/are treated like dirt by idiot men. I don't look down on women. I am a man and thus labeled by rabid feminists as "potential raper". Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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Whats the worst joke you can think of ? Can you beat this. Q: Why do women fake Orgasms? A: Because they think men care. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Two sausages in a frying pan. One says "Phew, it's hot in here isn't it.". The other replies, "Shit, a talking sausage!"
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024