Where should your vacation home be?

[kmg365]

(wow, long time since someone posted) With interest rates so low, now is the time to look for a location for your apocalypse hideout vacation home. Here is a some advice from an authority on the subject; Examine a map of the world and find the best land and mildest climate. Overlay it with the densest population, and you will see a perfect match-up. Early humans knew what to look for when they began to build communities: moderate weather, fertile soil, plentiful fresh water, and a bounty of natural resources. These prime spots became the first centers of humanity, expanding outward into the modem population centers we how today. It is this way of thinking, this perfectly logical thought process, that you will have to completely abandon when choosing your new home. Back to the map. Say you find a place that looks immediately attractive. Chances are that several million people will be thinking the same thing when their time comes to flee. Combat this thinking with the slogan "harsher is safer," and to be as safe as possible, you will have to find the harshest, most extreme places on Earth. You will have to find an area that looks so unattractive, so inhospitable, that the last thing you would ever want to do is call it home. The following list of environments is provided to aid you in making an informed choice. Supplementary texts will give you more detailed information concerning their exact weather patterns, available food, water, natural resources, and so on. What this section demonstrates is how they relate to all the factors associated with an undead world... Zombie Survival Guide

[Stan Shannon]

Thats what I love about western Oklahoma where I was raised. Its one of those areas of the world that never supported permanent human settlement before the last century. There is simply nothing there that would be capable of supporting a large community of people living in natural conditions. An individual or two here and there could survive easily enough, but not large population centers.

Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

[wolfbinary]

To paraphrase a favorite book of mine, "Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little thing that brings total oblivion. I will let it pass through me."

[Oakman]

A bunch of Mormons live there now, don't they? Is Polygamy Jeffersonian? It's certainly libertarian ;)

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[Stan Shannon]

Oakman wrote:

A bunch of Mormons live there now, don't they?

Not to my knowledge. You must have Oklahoma confused with Utah.

Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

[Oakman]

Stan Shannon wrote:

Not to my knowledge. You must have Oklahoma confused with Utah.

Maybe it's because the FLDS dresses like they are about to appear in a revival of "Oklahoma!"

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[Tim Craig]

Oakman wrote:

a revival of "Oklahoma!"

Ooooooooklahoma, where the wind goes whistling up your ass. Maybe that's were Stan's penchant about butt fucking comes from? :laugh:

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[kmg365]

Does this conversation scare you on some level? I did mean it to be humerous, but I detect some level of fear in your post.

[kmg365]

I could not sit through Dune. I could not bring myself to read the novels (it's been years, but am ready to reconsider). Why do you like it?

[Tim Craig]

kmg365 wrote:

I detect some level of fear in your post.

Stan scares me on many levels. :laugh:

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[Oakman]

I thought the first book was fascinating - not perfect but very good. I felt that they went down hill in sequence from there and gave up after the third one. I did buy one of the prequels written by his son - it made the third of the original series look like a work of Shakespeare. Apparently, the Muslim world has never figured out that Paul was a rewrite of Mohammed, just as Heinlein's Mike was a rewrite of Christ

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[Gary Kirkham]

Oakman wrote:

Paul was a rewrite of Mohammed

Huh?

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[kmg365]

5. Tundra: Refugees will not consider these seemingly barren lands capable of supporting life. Those who try will perish without large stores of supplies, elaborate equipment, or extensive knowledge of the environment. Bandits will also be hard-pressed to survive. In all probability, none will venture this far north. The living dead may reach your camp, however. Those that have migrated north following fleeing refugees, or former refugees now reanimated as zombies, may detect your presence and signal others. Their numbers will not be great and can be handled by those in your group. All the same, build your defenses strong and keep constant vigilance. As with temperate forests, be prepared for zombie activity to follow the seasons. The Zombie Survival Guide ...sorry could not resist :)

[kmg365]

Oh, how so?

[kmg365]

Thanks! I will pick up a copy of the first Dune.

[wolfbinary]

I like the exposure of how religion can be used for zealotry, politics, etc. In the end it took his son to bring down the myth that was Mu'Adee (sp?). The 1st book is really good, I think, but the others seem to drag on. There's a lot more put out by the author's son and another guy, but I've not read any of them. I think Jon's right about the Muslim comparison too. It's a common theme of savior.

[Oakman]

Gary Kirkham wrote:

Huh?

Not Saul of Tarsus, Paul. Paul Muad'dib Atreides. According to what I've read (where escapes me now) Frank Herbert set out to create a Mohammed-like character whose new, combative, religion sweeps much of what has been considered civilization before it. His last name, of course, is a deliberate tie-in to the old Greek myths, as well.

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[Gary Kirkham]

Ahh, OK. I've never read any of Herbert's works, hence the confusion. :)

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