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  • D David Stone

    I don't particularly like Ashcroft. However, I absolutely love Donald Rumsfeld, our Secretary of Defense. They guy is a genius and he just tells it like it is. The man is awesome. David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9

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    Lost User
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    What, like he said that the US troops wouldn't take prisoners. :wtf: Great, go into a country that is in pieces, and if you suspect anyone is on the other side shot them. I remember seeing that on tv and thinking "Well, I bet he has never been in combat or watched anyone die, just gets someone to do it for him". Give me someone like Colin Powell who knows what the sharp end is like. Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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      I was listening to Jon Ashcroft this morning and the guy makes me want to scream. He's one of the most influential men in the western world. He has legions of people working for him, advising him, writing his speeches - but what do we get? Grammar that my 4 year old nephew would be proud of. He talks of staff working in DC "temporaneously", and that problems will be "solutioned". ARGHH! Stop it before my brain explodes :mad: [Edit: Seem like I'm not the only one. And don't even get me started about the word incentivate.] cheers, Chris Maunder

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      Simon Walton
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      Chris Maunder wrote: Grammar that my 4 year old nephew would be proud of. I don't think even your 4-year nephew would be proud of that grammar. I'm so tempted to throw in a VB Programmer joke, but my doctor told me to stop.

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      • R Roger Wright

        Michael Dunn wrote: we should have a little "Where in the World is Chris Maunder?" map on the home page Maybe something along the lines of "Where's Waldo?" - we could search for the guy with the CP shirt and a snowboard under his arm:-)

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        Paul Watson
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        Roger Wright wrote: Maybe something along the lines of "Where's Waldo?" :laugh::laugh::laugh: Great, we now have two games in the Maunder Adventure series. If you don't know the first game in the series was Whack a Maunder which involved watching ChrisM appear and disapear on Windows Messenger. First one to whack him as he came back online won three years in Elbonia with Pointy Haired Boss. :rolleyes:

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          Roger Wright wrote: Maybe something along the lines of "Where's Waldo?" :laugh::laugh::laugh: Great, we now have two games in the Maunder Adventure series. If you don't know the first game in the series was Whack a Maunder which involved watching ChrisM appear and disapear on Windows Messenger. First one to whack him as he came back online won three years in Elbonia with Pointy Haired Boss. :rolleyes:

          Paul Watson
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          Roger Wright
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          Sounds like fun! Where can I get a copy of "Whack a Maunder?" :-D

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          • C Chris Maunder

            I was listening to Jon Ashcroft this morning and the guy makes me want to scream. He's one of the most influential men in the western world. He has legions of people working for him, advising him, writing his speeches - but what do we get? Grammar that my 4 year old nephew would be proud of. He talks of staff working in DC "temporaneously", and that problems will be "solutioned". ARGHH! Stop it before my brain explodes :mad: [Edit: Seem like I'm not the only one. And don't even get me started about the word incentivate.] cheers, Chris Maunder

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            Yeah, that's really a big concern of mine also :eek: No greater threat exists today than Ashcroft's diction.

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            • L Lost User

              What, like he said that the US troops wouldn't take prisoners. :wtf: Great, go into a country that is in pieces, and if you suspect anyone is on the other side shot them. I remember seeing that on tv and thinking "Well, I bet he has never been in combat or watched anyone die, just gets someone to do it for him". Give me someone like Colin Powell who knows what the sharp end is like. Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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              David Stone
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              Trollslayer wrote: Well, I bet he has never been in combat or watched anyone die, just gets someone to do it for him" Duh! He's not a front-line type of guy. I sure wouldn't want him on my squad. He's old, and he wears glasses, and he probably isn't fit for duty. But he's a strategist. I certainly would want him running my war. The man is a genius. Trollslayer wrote: US troops wouldn't take prisoners Ummm, as I recall correctly, we've been taking prisoners. In fact, some were complaining about being mistreated. However, most of them were okay with how we were treating them. I mean, prison isn't a 5 star hotel, but I don't think they deserve to be put up in the Hilton. :~ Trollslayer wrote: Give me someone like Colin Powell who knows what the sharp end is like. Colin Powell is cool too. I just like Rumsfeld better. Rumsfeld is an honest, blunt, straight to the point, brilliant guy. If he says that we're going to kill people, I'm all for it. Look at what they did to us! I don't think the world would be a worse place if a few terrorists were capped. David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9

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              • D David Stone

                Trollslayer wrote: Well, I bet he has never been in combat or watched anyone die, just gets someone to do it for him" Duh! He's not a front-line type of guy. I sure wouldn't want him on my squad. He's old, and he wears glasses, and he probably isn't fit for duty. But he's a strategist. I certainly would want him running my war. The man is a genius. Trollslayer wrote: US troops wouldn't take prisoners Ummm, as I recall correctly, we've been taking prisoners. In fact, some were complaining about being mistreated. However, most of them were okay with how we were treating them. I mean, prison isn't a 5 star hotel, but I don't think they deserve to be put up in the Hilton. :~ Trollslayer wrote: Give me someone like Colin Powell who knows what the sharp end is like. Colin Powell is cool too. I just like Rumsfeld better. Rumsfeld is an honest, blunt, straight to the point, brilliant guy. If he says that we're going to kill people, I'm all for it. Look at what they did to us! I don't think the world would be a worse place if a few terrorists were capped. David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9

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                David Stone wrote: I don't think the world would be a worse place if a few terrorists were capped. i don't either. but, killing the existing stock won't prevent a new batch from popping up. terrorists are like mushrooms: you can knock them all down tomorrow, but they'll be back in the morning. in order to prevent mushrooms, you have to change the environment, the root causes: get rid of the shade, the moisture and the things they live on. likewise, i think that killing Al Q' isn't going to do any good. any survivors will just regroup, somewhere else with new recruits, maybe under a different name. there's no shortage of people willing to die for what they believe in. the trick, IMO, is to get them to believe in something that doesn't involve killing us. -c


                Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."

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                  David Stone wrote: I don't think the world would be a worse place if a few terrorists were capped. i don't either. but, killing the existing stock won't prevent a new batch from popping up. terrorists are like mushrooms: you can knock them all down tomorrow, but they'll be back in the morning. in order to prevent mushrooms, you have to change the environment, the root causes: get rid of the shade, the moisture and the things they live on. likewise, i think that killing Al Q' isn't going to do any good. any survivors will just regroup, somewhere else with new recruits, maybe under a different name. there's no shortage of people willing to die for what they believe in. the trick, IMO, is to get them to believe in something that doesn't involve killing us. -c


                  Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."

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                  David Stone
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                  Chris Losinger wrote: the trick, IMO, is to get them to believe in something that doesn't involve killing us. Good luck...but you are right. I agree totally.:) David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Roger Wright wrote: Maybe something along the lines of "Where's Waldo?" :laugh::laugh::laugh: Great, we now have two games in the Maunder Adventure series. If you don't know the first game in the series was Whack a Maunder which involved watching ChrisM appear and disapear on Windows Messenger. First one to whack him as he came back online won three years in Elbonia with Pointy Haired Boss. :rolleyes:

                    Paul Watson
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                    Chris Maunder
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                    lol. It's been WAY too long since we've done something silly like that on CP. All we need is a victim. Clearly as the guy who writes the code I get to choose the victim. Ah - the mind is ticking... :D cheers, Chris Maunder

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      I was listening to Jon Ashcroft this morning and the guy makes me want to scream. He's one of the most influential men in the western world. He has legions of people working for him, advising him, writing his speeches - but what do we get? Grammar that my 4 year old nephew would be proud of. He talks of staff working in DC "temporaneously", and that problems will be "solutioned". ARGHH! Stop it before my brain explodes :mad: [Edit: Seem like I'm not the only one. And don't even get me started about the word incentivate.] cheers, Chris Maunder

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                      He's speaking in "ebonics" - I think he's trying too hard to cross some imaginateous racial boundary in an effort to garnerate votes in an upcomingly policticalarity electionism. Hey, while we're on the subject of Linux, how about setting up a Linux message board "for Windows programmers that are slowly making the jump to Linux development"? :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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