The Ole Swimming Hole
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My next door neighbor and uncle owns a small lake about 1/2 mile from our properties. It's a great spot for fishing, swimming off a dock, and fruit and vegetable picking of various sorts (there's a family orchard and a small garden beside the cabin.) Last night just as the sun was going down, I decided to get some tomatoes for a salad; grabbed a bucket; and went down to the lake - where, to my surprise, I discovered a half-dozen young women skinny-dipping. I think they'd come from the small women's college about ten miles away. Of course, as soon as they saw me, they shrieked and swam out into deeper water. One of them called out: "We're not getting out of the water until you leave!" "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I came down here to feed the alligator." :)
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My next door neighbor and uncle owns a small lake about 1/2 mile from our properties. It's a great spot for fishing, swimming off a dock, and fruit and vegetable picking of various sorts (there's a family orchard and a small garden beside the cabin.) Last night just as the sun was going down, I decided to get some tomatoes for a salad; grabbed a bucket; and went down to the lake - where, to my surprise, I discovered a half-dozen young women skinny-dipping. I think they'd come from the small women's college about ten miles away. Of course, as soon as they saw me, they shrieked and swam out into deeper water. One of them called out: "We're not getting out of the water until you leave!" "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I came down here to feed the alligator." :)
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
"Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just dumping some infected pig's blood." "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just dumping some tapeworm larvae." "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just collecting the jellyfish semen off the surface of the water."
modified on Friday, May 29, 2009 8:51 AM
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"Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just dumping some infected pig's blood." "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just dumping some tapeworm larvae." "Don't worry, I didn't come down here to swim," I answered and held up the bucket. "I'm just collecting the jellyfish semen off the surface of the water."
modified on Friday, May 29, 2009 8:51 AM
That last one might pass as being good for their skin. :laugh:
You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.
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That last one might pass as being good for their skin. :laugh:
You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.
Hmm...we could market this: "Get ready for the skincare revolution that's already affecting the lives of millions of people all over the world! The secret of Hollywood makeup artists is out - containing 10 essential mega-vitamins, and with all-natural ingredients, this miracle formula will rejuvenate and revitalise your skin."
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Hmm...we could market this: "Get ready for the skincare revolution that's already affecting the lives of millions of people all over the world! The secret of Hollywood makeup artists is out - containing 10 essential mega-vitamins, and with all-natural ingredients, this miracle formula will rejuvenate and revitalise your skin."
I can hear the Starlet now, "Yo sure that's jellyfish Mr Joyce?"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Hmm...we could market this: "Get ready for the skincare revolution that's already affecting the lives of millions of people all over the world! The secret of Hollywood makeup artists is out - containing 10 essential mega-vitamins, and with all-natural ingredients, this miracle formula will rejuvenate and revitalise your skin."
We used to tell that to the girls at school, but it wasn't exactly jellyfish we were talking about. :~
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That last one might pass as being good for their skin. :laugh:
You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.
Brady Kelly wrote:
That last one might pass as being good for their skin.
Has that ever really worked for you?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Brady Kelly wrote:
That last one might pass as being good for their skin.
Has that ever really worked for you?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
Nah, they always say they've heard that line before.
You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.
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We used to tell that to the girls at school, but it wasn't exactly jellyfish we were talking about. :~
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Don't they actually use semen in Europe as a skin treatment? I don't think its actually a hoax.
This statement is false
If I had known that I would have tried the European girls. :~ I couldn't get any of the American girls to try it.
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