Fun stuff from my 3 year old this morning.
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No Shit Dumbass. Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
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That's a bit harsh! I'm sure your son could handle the basics.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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No Shit Dumbass. Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Chris Austin wrote:
Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
Not to long ago my neighbor was paying me to do her college math homework.
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Chris Austin wrote:
Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
Not to long ago my neighbor was paying me to do her college math homework.
So how is his McJob now?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Chris Austin wrote:
Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
Not to long ago my neighbor was paying me to do her college math homework.
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Oakman wrote:
Frighteningly smart kid. Has the warranty run out?
His hasn't but according to my wife mine has.
Oakman wrote:
Maybe you can trade him in on a couple of ones that won't end up showing you up by the time they're ten. . .
I really hope he does. At least he will give me some motivation to finally finish the PhD.
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Chris Austin wrote:
At least he will give me some motivation to finally finish the PhD.
Move quickly, or he may be teaching the graduate seminar. . .
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Chris Austin wrote:
Like you he lacks the ability at this point to handle the math or the theory.
Not to long ago my neighbor was paying me to do her college math homework.
Was her homework "Math for blondes"?
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Was her homework "Math for blondes"?
You could say that. :laugh: No it was really advanced material, that is why she handed it to me. :-\
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You could say that. :laugh: No it was really advanced material, that is why she handed it to me. :-\
"Math for natural blondes"?
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It's raining and thundering pretty good where I live this morning. So, my son said "Oh it's thundering! I am going to hide in a Faraday Cage! Dad, can you help me build a Faraday Cage?"
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Chris Austin wrote:
can you help me build a Faraday Cage?
Did you tell him you already had one sitting in the drive way?
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Chris Austin wrote:
can you help me build a Faraday Cage?
Did you tell him you already had one sitting in the drive way?
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit The men said to them, "Why do you seek the living One among the dead? He is not here, but He has risen." Me blog, You read
Believe it or not, some people park their cars in their garage...
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Believe it or not, some people park their cars in their garage...
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:omg: But then, where do they store all of their junk stuff?
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:omg: But then, where do they store all of their junk stuff?
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit The men said to them, "Why do you seek the living One among the dead? He is not here, but He has risen." Me blog, You read
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:omg: But then, where do they store all of their junk stuff?
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Gary Kirkham wrote:
But then, where do they store all of their junk stuff?
In the driveway?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Chris Austin wrote:
can you help me build a Faraday Cage?
Did you tell him you already had one sitting in the drive way?
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit The men said to them, "Why do you seek the living One among the dead? He is not here, but He has risen." Me blog, You read
Gary Kirkham wrote:
Did you tell him you already had one sitting in the drive way?
:) Nah, I used the HomeDepot strategy. "Sure, but we will have to go to Home Depot to get some stuff". His response was "Daaaaaaad".
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
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Gary Kirkham wrote:
But then, where do they store all of their junk stuff?
In the driveway?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
That was going to be my answer but you beat me to it :( Failing that, in a store room or in the attic.
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Or New Jersey.
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell