Nuns
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*#k off our car!" Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian, I saw that posted on a goth newsgroup yesterday - too late ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: I saw that posted on a goth newsgroup yesterday - too late Ah... Damn... Ah well. I found it funny as hell. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*#k off our car!" Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian, I saw that posted on a goth newsgroup yesterday - too late ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Andreas Saurwein wrote: Where is the rating for forum posts???? Pleeeeze I want a rating. :wtf: :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Trollslayer wrote: I saw that posted on a goth newsgroup yesterday - too late Ah... Damn... Ah well. I found it funny as hell. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty : found it funny as hell. Ironic (appropriate?) considering the joke was about nuns :) Brian Azzopardi bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur
[eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*#k off our car!" Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Ha! I posted this one in the soapbox ages ago! Its still a good one! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*#k off our car!" Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Excellent! :laugh:
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Brian Delahunty : found it funny as hell. Ironic (appropriate?) considering the joke was about nuns :) Brian Azzopardi bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur
[eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]
Lol :laugh: The following statement about your geekness is true. The previous statement about your geekness is false.
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Brian Delahunty : found it funny as hell. Ironic (appropriate?) considering the joke was about nuns :) Brian Azzopardi bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur
[eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]
Thats why I said it :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Excellent! :laugh:
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024Simon Walton wrote: Excellent! I must start posting more of these. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Simon Walton wrote: Excellent! I must start posting more of these. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: I must start posting more of these. I must start replying to them... Shog9 ------ If you really what to get shitfacde tell a crowded bar that is is yourt borthday and hife your wallet. you ka will many more friends.
- David Wulff, Brithday selebrations, 9/19/02
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*#k off our car!" Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Funny :) Nick Parker
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Ha! I posted this one in the soapbox ages ago! Its still a good one! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
I remember it well. :-( Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Brian Delahunty wrote: I must start posting more of these. I must start replying to them... Shog9 ------ If you really what to get shitfacde tell a crowded bar that is is yourt borthday and hife your wallet. you ka will many more friends.
- David Wulff, Brithday selebrations, 9/19/02
Shog9 wrote: I must start replying to them... Thats a very good idea :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)