QOTD
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Something to think about... “If you did not introduce those bugs into the software on purpose, then you must be incompetent.”
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Something to think about... “If you did not introduce those bugs into the software on purpose, then you must be incompetent.”
I have worked with someone who called me sloppy every time the slightest bug was found in pre beta software.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I have worked with someone who called me sloppy every time the slightest bug was found in pre beta software.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
I have worked with someone who called me sloppy
So I knocked him out and everything was better again!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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Christian Graus wrote:
I have worked with someone who called me sloppy
So I knocked him out and everything was better again!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
*grin* well, this is what happens when you work for non programmers. What we do is so close to black magic in his mind that he searches for ways to understand it, and all of his analogies are basically flawed because of the complexity of software, and the way that flow on effects can be less than obvious.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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*grin* well, this is what happens when you work for non programmers. What we do is so close to black magic in his mind that he searches for ways to understand it, and all of his analogies are basically flawed because of the complexity of software, and the way that flow on effects can be less than obvious.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
I often use the phrase "white-man magic" when speaking to non-techies... It has served me well over the years!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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I often use the phrase "white-man magic" when speaking to non-techies... It has served me well over the years!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
ROTFL - I like it.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I often use the phrase "white-man magic" when speaking to non-techies... It has served me well over the years!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
I once read that very term connected with LSD. :cool:
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*grin* well, this is what happens when you work for non programmers. What we do is so close to black magic in his mind that he searches for ways to understand it, and all of his analogies are basically flawed because of the complexity of software, and the way that flow on effects can be less than obvious.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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What!!! You mean you don't sacrifice a virgin on the alter of C# when you start a project....
Running low on the Virgin stocks.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Running low on the Virgin stocks.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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What!!! You mean you don't sacrifice a virgin on the alter of C# when you start a project....
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Running low on the Virgin stocks.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
I don't think there are many left anyway. :laugh:
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Not really. The alter is at a perfect height so there is no need to bend or stretch.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Not really. The alter is at a perfect height so there is no need to bend or stretch.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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I often use the phrase "white-man magic" when speaking to non-techies... It has served me well over the years!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
I often use that expression except... I'm in Singapore and it gets some rather odd looks sometimes. I once called a guy as 'tight as a bulls arse in fly time' and spent the next 20 minutes explaining. He did buy the next round though.