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Statement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short

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    JamesA_Dev
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    "We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda." (NHS is National Health Service for those not in the UK)

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      "We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda." (NHS is National Health Service for those not in the UK)

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      JamesA_Dev wrote:

      We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda.

      Just as long as they are not wasting time and resources on all these idle malingerers lying about in the hospitals.

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        "We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda." (NHS is National Health Service for those not in the UK)

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        CheifyW
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        Translation into English - "How can we get more money to maintain our ludicrously high salaries, and still appear to be doing something"

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          "We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda." (NHS is National Health Service for those not in the UK)

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          ManagementSpeak:

          We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda

          RealEnglish:

          Job cuts. But not mine.

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            "We recently held a transformation bazaar to look at different system changes which could be implemented across the system but while making sure we maintain quality, adopt innovation and really grasp the prevention agenda." (NHS is National Health Service for those not in the UK)

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            So that's where all the money went... ------------------<;,><-------------------

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