Sick joke of the day
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I arrived home from work today and my daughter is crying and obviously has something on her mind? And proceeds to tell me and the wife, that she has Chlamydia. She’s only thirteen for fuck sake! I went mad; I really lost it, calling her all the names under the sun, what a dirty little slut. I couldn’t believe it. “The wife says; calm down, this won’t help the situation” I said; “Stay fucking calm? How can I? The slag has Chlamydia.” “Do you know how fucking embarrassing this is going to be” The wife said; “OK! Let’s put this into perspective, she’s thirteen and has an STD, it’s not the end of the world, and she’s not pregnant thank god, she can get this treated at a clinic, in private, and no one will know?” “Yes;” I said; “That’s fine for her.” “What the fuck about me and her little sister?” :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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I arrived home from work today and my daughter is crying and obviously has something on her mind? And proceeds to tell me and the wife, that she has Chlamydia. She’s only thirteen for fuck sake! I went mad; I really lost it, calling her all the names under the sun, what a dirty little slut. I couldn’t believe it. “The wife says; calm down, this won’t help the situation” I said; “Stay fucking calm? How can I? The slag has Chlamydia.” “Do you know how fucking embarrassing this is going to be” The wife said; “OK! Let’s put this into perspective, she’s thirteen and has an STD, it’s not the end of the world, and she’s not pregnant thank god, she can get this treated at a clinic, in private, and no one will know?” “Yes;” I said; “That’s fine for her.” “What the fuck about me and her little sister?” :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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I arrived home from work today and my daughter is crying and obviously has something on her mind? And proceeds to tell me and the wife, that she has Chlamydia. She’s only thirteen for fuck sake! I went mad; I really lost it, calling her all the names under the sun, what a dirty little slut. I couldn’t believe it. “The wife says; calm down, this won’t help the situation” I said; “Stay fucking calm? How can I? The slag has Chlamydia.” “Do you know how fucking embarrassing this is going to be” The wife said; “OK! Let’s put this into perspective, she’s thirteen and has an STD, it’s not the end of the world, and she’s not pregnant thank god, she can get this treated at a clinic, in private, and no one will know?” “Yes;” I said; “That’s fine for her.” “What the fuck about me and her little sister?” :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
What a stupid joke. Why don't you just introduce her little sister to that thuggish tattooed black-mexican down the street? Let him be her sugar daddy.
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What a stupid joke. Why don't you just introduce her little sister to that thuggish tattooed black-mexican down the street? Let him be her sugar daddy.
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What a stupid joke. Why don't you just introduce her little sister to that thuggish tattooed black-mexican down the street? Let him be her sugar daddy.
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
that thuggish tattooed black-mexican down the street
A new social stereotype I've not heard of before. Your neighbor perchance?
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
Your neighbor perchance?
More like her boyfriend.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
that thuggish tattooed black-mexican down the street
A new social stereotype I've not heard of before. Your neighbor perchance?
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
A new social stereotype
People Who Don't Get Jokes is not such a new stereotype. :)
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If it was your little sister, it would be a step up the social ladder for her.
You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.
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