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  • R Roger Wright

    David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
    Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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    Megan Forbes
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    Yee-ouch! Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? :laugh:


    Dave Goodman on funny error messages:
    It is a definite no-no to run BITMAP as a user command. Your nose will grow, your lawn will die, your hair will fall out, and your first-born will marry an aardvark. Shame on you!

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      Yee-ouch! Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? :laugh:


      Dave Goodman on funny error messages:
      It is a definite no-no to run BITMAP as a user command. Your nose will grow, your lawn will die, your hair will fall out, and your first-born will marry an aardvark. Shame on you!

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      Roger Wright
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      Megan Forbes wrote: Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? LOL!!! Certainly not - but I wouldn't want young David to be scarred for life! Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics...:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
      Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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      • R Roger Wright

        Megan Forbes wrote: Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? LOL!!! Certainly not - but I wouldn't want young David to be scarred for life! Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics...:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
        Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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        Roger Allen
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        Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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        • R Roger Allen

          Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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          Roger Wright
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          Roger Allen wrote: I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. Yes, and he's quite bright, too! I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
          Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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          • R Roger Wright

            David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
            Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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            Brian Delahunty
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            Ah Roger!!!!!! X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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            • D Domenic Denicola

              David Wulff wrote: I've just lost a day's worth of downloading that would take any sane person five minutes or less. Have you considered something like GetRight? I always use pause/resume on any download over a meg or so.


              -Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] “I was born human. But this was an accident of fate—a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change…”

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              David Wulff
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              So do I, but this was somehow corrupted. :((


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

              Save a tapestry, eat a cat...

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              • R Roger Allen

                Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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                David Wulff
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                Roger Allen wrote: With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. I learnt from the master (my dad) and from observing the activities on CP when I first joined (John, Christian, et al). :-D I'll have to update my site though as I am now nineteen!


                David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                Save a tapestry, eat a cat...

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                • R Roger Wright

                  David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
                  Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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                  David Wulff
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                  Ouch! That was really baaaaaaaad, even from ewe. :rolleyes: And why the hell does sheep shit turn your sheets green? What the fu..!


                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                  Save a tapestry, eat a cat...

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                  • R Roger Wright

                    Roger Allen wrote: I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. Yes, and he's quite bright, too! I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
                    Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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                    David Wulff
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                    Roger Wright wrote: I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I always catch up. :laugh: Just a few hours ago I was telling Paul how I have gotten over my CP addiction, and here I am now having spent an hour tracing back the Lounge and the SoapBox to the date I left for my holiday! I have read every message! Roger Wright wrote: I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size I don't wear hats - they don't make them big enough. For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... :-D


                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                    Save a tapestry, eat a cat...

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                      Roger Wright wrote: I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I always catch up. :laugh: Just a few hours ago I was telling Paul how I have gotten over my CP addiction, and here I am now having spent an hour tracing back the Lounge and the SoapBox to the date I left for my holiday! I have read every message! Roger Wright wrote: I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size I don't wear hats - they don't make them big enough. For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... :-D


                      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                      Save a tapestry, eat a cat...

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                      Roger Wright
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                      David Wulff wrote: For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... A little less time on CP and more on a treadmill will shrink that gluteus maximus for you:-) Word of the day: Rotundacrat
                      Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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