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    Brian Delahunty
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    They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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      They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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      Megan Forbes
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      Lemsip max strengh capsules, combined with a sachet of the drink every 4 hours (yes, I know the box says you shouldn't do this. If you are prone to stomach ulcers, please don't!). Also there is something called Echinea (spelling?) - that boosts the immune system. For more info (and entertainment while home sick) get this months Mens Health - spotted a "stop colds and flu" article in my husbands copy this month. :) Hope you get better soon :rose:


      Dave Goodman on funny error messages:
      It is a definite no-no to run BITMAP as a user command. Your nose will grow, your lawn will die, your hair will fall out, and your first-born will marry an aardvark. Shame on you!

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      • B Brian Delahunty

        They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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        Roger Allen
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        You need to open up your core .dna files. Step through the base pairs, takin care that the ortho and onko genes don't overflow into the leptids in the limbic system. I usually find those to be the main cause. :confused: I have the a minor flu too at the moment. :( Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.

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        • B Brian Delahunty

          They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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          brianwelsch
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          I thought you could take Guiness for that. :confused: :~ Hope you feel better Brian ;) BW The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to talk, mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding. - Jack Kerouac

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          • B Brian Delahunty

            They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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            Lost User
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            Swallow 2 doses of Norton Antivirus and call me in the morning X| Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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              I thought you could take Guiness for that. :confused: :~ Hope you feel better Brian ;) BW The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to talk, mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding. - Jack Kerouac

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              Brian Delahunty
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              brianwelsch wrote: I thought you could take Guiness for that. I took about 6 pints of Guinness last night [Just went out for a little bit] and they didn't seem to work. Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                Swallow 2 doses of Norton Antivirus and call me in the morning X| Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                Brian Delahunty
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                Trollslayer wrote: Swallow 2 doses of Norton Antivirus and call me in the morning :wtf:... 2 whole ones!!! :rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                • B Brian Delahunty

                  brianwelsch wrote: I thought you could take Guiness for that. I took about 6 pints of Guinness last night [Just went out for a little bit] and they didn't seem to work. Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                  brianwelsch
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                  If I thought it'd help I'd take a coupl'a pints myself... well, what the hell, you never know. ;) BW The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to talk, mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding. - Jack Kerouac

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                  • B Brian Delahunty

                    They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Take the juice of a liter of whiskey, add about 100 ml of honey and a squeeze of lemon juice. Serve warm and often. Sit by the fire with a good book, wrapped in heavy blankets until the symptoms pass. There is some argument as to the medical value of this treatment, but no one who's used it has complained. And pay no attention to those vitamin C and Granola loonies - they'll all be dead soon.:) Word of the day: Rotundacrat
                    Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...

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                    • B Brian Delahunty

                      They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                      Try eating habanero peppers. Post your results...

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                        Try eating habanero peppers. Post your results...

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                        Brian Delahunty
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                        Shog9 wrote: Post your results... I doubt I'd be able to!!! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                          Try eating habanero peppers. Post your results...

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                          Mathew Lowery
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                          Don't mention the results when they come out...;P

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                            They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                            David Stone
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                            I'd take some Echinacea, as Megan Already suggested, and also some Zinc. A Bio Major friend of mine said that studies show that Zinc is proven to reduce the duration of colds and flus. So take some zinc. Then get a large amount of sleep. Also, if you're congested, take a long ultra-hot shower with the scalding hot water beating directly on your face for about a minute at a time...then, blow your nose really hard. Repeat. You'll feel really tired afterwards, but when you stop feeling tired, you'll feel better than you did before. Hope that helps... Norm Almond: I seen some GUI's in my life but WTF is this mess ;-) Leppie: I made an app for my sister and she wouldnt use it till it was colorful enough:) Norm:good point leppie, from that statement I can only deduce that this GUI must be aimed at children:laugh: Leppie:My sister is 25:eek: -Norm on the MailMagic GUI

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                              They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                              Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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                              this can be done in 3 easy steps: 1. Find a solid wall [with a rough texture preferably] 2. Smack head against wall until large amounts of blood gush from head. 3. Let all blood drain from body. after that, they should all be out of you. :-D Of course, ull be dead, but you said nothing about living ;P

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                                Try eating habanero peppers. Post your results...

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                                Chris Richardson
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                                LOL, eating habanero peppers isn't so much fun (neither is passing them). My roommate and I did this for fun a couple weeks ago (under the influence), and were uncontrollably salivating over the sink for about 15 minutes. Believe me, the mixture of milk, food, beer, and orange juice in your stomach is almost as bad as actually eating the habanero. Chris Richardson

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                                  LOL, eating habanero peppers isn't so much fun (neither is passing them). My roommate and I did this for fun a couple weeks ago (under the influence), and were uncontrollably salivating over the sink for about 15 minutes. Believe me, the mixture of milk, food, beer, and orange juice in your stomach is almost as bad as actually eating the habanero. Chris Richardson

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                                  Chris Richardson wrote: Believe me, the mixture of milk, food, beer, and orange juice in your stomach is almost as bad as actually eating the habanero. Heheh... :-D

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                                    Swallow 2 doses of Norton Antivirus and call me in the morning X| Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                                    :jig: I just called * to say * I'm infected * I just called * to say how much I snot :jig:


                                    Auch den Schatten will ich lieben weil ich manchmal lieber frier'  Rosenstolz   [sighist]

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                                    • B Brian Delahunty

                                      They've infected me and I'm like a big balloon of snot waiting to explode [I apologise for any images that may cause].... I'm soooooooo X| Can anybody help me to eradicate these damn things? Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                                      Michael A Barnhart
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                                      Brian, David said I should post this to you also. David Stone wrote: How Best To cure the Common Cold... Well, Since I have upped my intake of Cayenne hot sauce my requirements for sinus medication has dropped way off. A generous dosage on some scrambled eggs and you can breath all morning Take Care

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                                        Brian, David said I should post this to you also. David Stone wrote: How Best To cure the Common Cold... Well, Since I have upped my intake of Cayenne hot sauce my requirements for sinus medication has dropped way off. A generous dosage on some scrambled eggs and you can breath all morning Take Care

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                                        Wow. Thanks for the recognition. :-D I didn't expect to see my name mentioned. There's an added bonus... Norm Almond: I seen some GUI's in my life but WTF is this mess ;-) Leppie: I made an app for my sister and she wouldnt use it till it was colorful enough:) Norm:good point leppie, from that statement I can only deduce that this GUI must be aimed at children:laugh: Leppie:My sister is 25:eek: -Norm on the MailMagic GUI

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                                          this can be done in 3 easy steps: 1. Find a solid wall [with a rough texture preferably] 2. Smack head against wall until large amounts of blood gush from head. 3. Let all blood drain from body. after that, they should all be out of you. :-D Of course, ull be dead, but you said nothing about living ;P

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                                          Brian Delahunty
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                                          Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: 1. Find a solid wall [with a rough texture preferably] 2. Smack head against wall until large amounts of blood gush from head. 3. Let all blood drain from body. Emmmm... good idea, but no.!!! :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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