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  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

    Hes not allowed firewater - its made by those evil doers that intend to destroy the human race beer contains large amounts of dihydrogen oxide a substance that is responsible for hundreds of deaths each year and is know to be addictive, the withdrawal of this chemical substance from an addict will lead to death. this is obviously the fault, sorry "plan" of the eurgenics and is another attempt to eliminate the human race you have been warned, should you intake of this substance you will at some point in the future die.

    Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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    0x3c0
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    That's just the tip of the iceberg. Once the human body metabolises dihydrogen monoxide, it attempts to purge it from the system by moving it into the lungs. The net result of that is that any infected person ends up breathing it out, thereby passing on the infection to other people. Water terrible way to go.

    OSDev :)

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      That's just the tip of the iceberg. Once the human body metabolises dihydrogen monoxide, it attempts to purge it from the system by moving it into the lungs. The net result of that is that any infected person ends up breathing it out, thereby passing on the infection to other people. Water terrible way to go.

      OSDev :)

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      How true, it is also know to be a constituant of every chemical and biological weapon.

      Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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      • C CaptainSeeSharp

        Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        I have discovered one of private wee parts main dislikes of the government, seemingly they have banned marriage between brother and sister - thus in one fell swoop destroying a family tradition of his that reaches back 11 generations.

        Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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        • C CaptainSeeSharp

          Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

          Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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          Lost User
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          CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

          sh*t on all of you this Christmas. Go f*** yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: And you wonder why nobody takes you seriously. I think you meant the metal end of your belt. I doubt that you have a medal, unless that of the world's greatest tosser (burgers, of course). BTW: How do you intend to kick ass with your pants round your ankles?

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            How true, it is also know to be a constituant of every chemical and biological weapon.

            Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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            0x3c0
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            Personally, I think that's nothing. When six molecules of dihydrogen monoxide are fused with 6 atoms of Carbon, they form Hexacarbonised dihydrogen monoxide, which has formed the basis for all human brutality since year zero. And there are three 6s in there, which is never good.

            OSDev :)

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              Personally, I think that's nothing. When six molecules of dihydrogen monoxide are fused with 6 atoms of Carbon, they form Hexacarbonised dihydrogen monoxide, which has formed the basis for all human brutality since year zero. And there are three 6s in there, which is never good.

              OSDev :)

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              sweet

              Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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              • 0 0x3c0

                Personally, I think that's nothing. When six molecules of dihydrogen monoxide are fused with 6 atoms of Carbon, they form Hexacarbonised dihydrogen monoxide, which has formed the basis for all human brutality since year zero. And there are three 6s in there, which is never good.

                OSDev :)

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                OriginalGriff
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                The one you really want to avoid - expecially at this time of year - is the dicarbon pentahydrogen monoxygen hydride (C2H5OH). A few bottles of this extremely dangerous chemical can cause major changes in brain function and aggression. If you have any in the house, I strongly recommend you send them to me immediately, as I have a safe disposal system for them. Glug. Glug.

                All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

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                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                  Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                  Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                  pseudonym67
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                  While being my usual uncaring about anything you say self most of the time I have to ask

                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                  Go beat sand

                  Bad Sand??? naughty sand??? What's the sand done?

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                  • P pseudonym67

                    While being my usual uncaring about anything you say self most of the time I have to ask

                    CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                    Go beat sand

                    Bad Sand??? naughty sand??? What's the sand done?

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    good point, maybe hes entered against a pile of sand in a quiz and he intends to beat it THIS TIME

                    Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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                      The one you really want to avoid - expecially at this time of year - is the dicarbon pentahydrogen monoxygen hydride (C2H5OH). A few bottles of this extremely dangerous chemical can cause major changes in brain function and aggression. If you have any in the house, I strongly recommend you send them to me immediately, as I have a safe disposal system for them. Glug. Glug.

                      All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      I may have a few bottles of scottish C2H5OH but will try to dispose of them safely over the next few weeks one unit that was captured on the fair island of skye was held captive for 18 years before escaping to the mainland for disposal

                      Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                        Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                        I feel very sorry for you that this is what Christmas means to you. For me, as for many other members of this site Christmas will be a time of joy, sharing and love, despite many of the difficulties that 2009 may have brought to our families. My wish is that you find some joy and peace to fill your life either now or in the near future, and that your life is no more so empty that you have to write messages that merely demonstrate your unhappiness. May God bless you and keep you.

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                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                          I may have a few bottles of scottish C2H5OH but will try to dispose of them safely over the next few weeks one unit that was captured on the fair island of skye was held captive for 18 years before escaping to the mainland for disposal

                          Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Don't risk it! My disposal system is well experienced in such matters! :-D

                          All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

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                          • C CaptainSeeSharp

                            Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                            Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                            Distind
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                            *sniff* That Christmas spirit, it gets me right here you know? But, you enjoy your paranoid orgy of sadism, I have family who I'm going to visit.

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                            • C CaptainSeeSharp

                              Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                              Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                              josda1000
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                              Wow, screw you too kid. I'm glad you're interested in that stuff, but please go get a life. I'm starting to see that you are a preening egotist, a fool, a maniac, and a lot worse than I expected. To everyone else: merry Christmas, and happy new year.

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                              • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                                Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                God Bless, Lord knows you need it. ( And don't forget your meds next time).

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                                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                  Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                                  Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                  You're a tool.

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                                  • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                    Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                                    Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                    jeron1
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                                    Is that all you've got? My little sister has you beat, wuss.

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                                    • J josda1000

                                      Wow, screw you too kid. I'm glad you're interested in that stuff, but please go get a life. I'm starting to see that you are a preening egotist, a fool, a maniac, and a lot worse than I expected. To everyone else: merry Christmas, and happy new year.

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                                      Ian Shlasko
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                                      josda1000 wrote:

                                      I'm starting to see that you are a preening egotist, a fool, a maniac, and a lot worse than I expected.

                                      Took me a while to notice that too... I tried for so long to reason with him, but it's just not worth it. Anyway, Merry Christmas :)

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                        Shit on all of you this Christmas. Go fuck yourselves. Go beat sand, and remember, end the fed, ron paul, constitution, death to all tyrants. If you don't like it, then bend over for a kick in the ass, and the medal end of my belt whipped in your face, and most of all, GO F.U.C.K YOURSELVES!

                                        Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]

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                                        wolfbinary
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                                        You're just so damn friendly. No wonder people respect you so much. I think it's time for you to go kick your dog outside you're rented trailer and maybe try a new way to prostrate yourself before your Moses Alex. He is after all leading you and others like you out of the desert and to the holy land.

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                                        • I Ian Shlasko

                                          josda1000 wrote:

                                          I'm starting to see that you are a preening egotist, a fool, a maniac, and a lot worse than I expected.

                                          Took me a while to notice that too... I tried for so long to reason with him, but it's just not worth it. Anyway, Merry Christmas :)

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                          josda1000
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                                          Good to hear from you again Ian, it's been awhile since we had our debate. How have you been?

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