Not-The-Lounge JOTD
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A bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg. "Anything I can do for you, Colin?" he asks. "My feet are freezing cold, mate," his friend replies. "Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs?" The bloke goes upstairs and finds his mate's gorgeous, eighteen-year-old identical twin daughters in the bedroom, stark bollock naked. "Hi, girls," he says, looking them up and down appraisingly. "It's your lucky day." "Watcha mean?" said the first daughter, hurriedly slipping into a black, lace thong and bra while her sister covered herself with a towel. "Your dad sent me up here to shag the arse off you," said the bloke. The first daughter says, "Fuck off! He never did." "He did too," replies the bloke, unzipping his trousers. "No he never," said the second daughter, clutching the towel tightly to her heaving breasts. "Oh yes he did," insisted the bloke, "I'll prove it!" "Oi, Colin!", he yells down the stairs. "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them! They're a fucking pair aren't they?"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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A bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg. "Anything I can do for you, Colin?" he asks. "My feet are freezing cold, mate," his friend replies. "Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs?" The bloke goes upstairs and finds his mate's gorgeous, eighteen-year-old identical twin daughters in the bedroom, stark bollock naked. "Hi, girls," he says, looking them up and down appraisingly. "It's your lucky day." "Watcha mean?" said the first daughter, hurriedly slipping into a black, lace thong and bra while her sister covered herself with a towel. "Your dad sent me up here to shag the arse off you," said the bloke. The first daughter says, "Fuck off! He never did." "He did too," replies the bloke, unzipping his trousers. "No he never," said the second daughter, clutching the towel tightly to her heaving breasts. "Oh yes he did," insisted the bloke, "I'll prove it!" "Oi, Colin!", he yells down the stairs. "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them! They're a fucking pair aren't they?"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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A bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg. "Anything I can do for you, Colin?" he asks. "My feet are freezing cold, mate," his friend replies. "Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs?" The bloke goes upstairs and finds his mate's gorgeous, eighteen-year-old identical twin daughters in the bedroom, stark bollock naked. "Hi, girls," he says, looking them up and down appraisingly. "It's your lucky day." "Watcha mean?" said the first daughter, hurriedly slipping into a black, lace thong and bra while her sister covered herself with a towel. "Your dad sent me up here to shag the arse off you," said the bloke. The first daughter says, "Fuck off! He never did." "He did too," replies the bloke, unzipping his trousers. "No he never," said the second daughter, clutching the towel tightly to her heaving breasts. "Oh yes he did," insisted the bloke, "I'll prove it!" "Oi, Colin!", he yells down the stairs. "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them! They're a fucking pair aren't they?"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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Repost!! :doh:
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
My first time
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My first time
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A bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg. "Anything I can do for you, Colin?" he asks. "My feet are freezing cold, mate," his friend replies. "Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs?" The bloke goes upstairs and finds his mate's gorgeous, eighteen-year-old identical twin daughters in the bedroom, stark bollock naked. "Hi, girls," he says, looking them up and down appraisingly. "It's your lucky day." "Watcha mean?" said the first daughter, hurriedly slipping into a black, lace thong and bra while her sister covered herself with a towel. "Your dad sent me up here to shag the arse off you," said the bloke. The first daughter says, "Fuck off! He never did." "He did too," replies the bloke, unzipping his trousers. "No he never," said the second daughter, clutching the towel tightly to her heaving breasts. "Oh yes he did," insisted the bloke, "I'll prove it!" "Oi, Colin!", he yells down the stairs. "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them! They're a fucking pair aren't they?"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
5^5 ROTFL :laugh:
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Media2r wrote:
Which of the daughters are you?
The hairy, unattractive one? :suss:
You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.
Bingo
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Media2r wrote:
Which of the daughters are you?
The hairy, unattractive one? :suss:
You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.
Tim Craig wrote:
The hairy, unattractive one?
there are hairy attractive ones? :omg:
