Very politically incorrect joke of the day
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
Lol :rolleyes: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians?
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
:-D:laugh: a-hehaha :laugh::laugh::laugh: hehehaheHeHEHAHAHEHA mUuUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Sorry, I couldn't seem contain myself. Disclaimer: I'm just kidding. I don't actually hate anybody, regardless of Race, Creed, Height, Age, or Weight. I merely disagree with opinions on a case by case basis. ;P BW "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit my prerogative." - Mel Brooks.
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
Definitely one for the archives :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
Roger Allen wrote: President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." Very funny... :laugh: Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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Lol :rolleyes: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians?
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
I've seen one or two in the 'latest new members' list on the home page. Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...." I am not to blame for this joke, just the posting of it Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!
That's perhaps why Siddig El fadil[^] (Dr Bashir in ST-DS9) becomes Alexander Siddig[^]
Who gives a f*ck If my life sucks ? I just know one day I won't give up Beg For Me/KoЯn
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Lol :rolleyes: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians?
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Absolutely! Jon Sagara The world is my burrito.
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Lol :rolleyes: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians?
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Megan Forbes wrote: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians? Mazdak is from Iran... don't know if he's Arabic or not.
Shog9 ------
So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."
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Megan Forbes wrote: Out of interest, I wonder if there are any Arabic CPians? Mazdak is from Iran... don't know if he's Arabic or not.
Shog9 ------
So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."
Last time I called a persian for an arab I got the evil eye.. ;) -- Master, I'm so glad to feel your presence. But you don't seem to share my impatience. I relied upon you to break the silence. I cannot understand your reluctance. Master, I feel so warm and I'm so happy, oh master. Give me some more of the warm little beasts I'm so fond of.