Packet Poetry
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. :-D
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. :-D
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true.":cool: Very cool. You should send that to Chris Sells[^] He has a bunch of that type of stuff...
You will now find yourself in a wonderous, magical place, filled with talking gnomes, mythical squirrels, and, almost as an afterthought, your bookmarks -Shog9 teaching Mel Feik how to bookmark
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I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question
Simon Walton wrote: I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. <voice type="dumb">Don't you mean exponentially? Ah-yuk</voice> :-D
You will now find yourself in a wonderous, magical place, filled with talking gnomes, mythical squirrels, and, almost as an afterthought, your bookmarks -Shog9 teaching Mel Feik how to bookmark
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. :-D
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."Isn't this part of the Dr Suess type poem about computers ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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Isn't this part of the Dr Suess type poem about computers ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
It's only the first stanza of a much longer poem. Quite humourous, but not nearly as silly as the image produced by the thought of it being used to impress girls, and increasing the odds of "pulling." Yup, he'll be going home alone again...:) "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question
Simon Walton wrote: I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. No ways! The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
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I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question
Lol - that link is excellent! As a woman, however, I should really advise you to find poetry of a less techie nature (as you can see from the Who are we, What do we do survey, we techie girls are a rare breed) while chatting up girls you've never met before ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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Lol - that link is excellent! As a woman, however, I should really advise you to find poetry of a less techie nature (as you can see from the Who are we, What do we do survey, we techie girls are a rare breed) while chatting up girls you've never met before ;P
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Could be worse Megan - ever have a guy trying to impress you with his 1GHz P3, 56k dialup. He then asks if you know about PCs... :omg: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Could be worse Megan - ever have a guy trying to impress you with his 1GHz P3, 56k dialup. He then asks if you know about PCs... :omg: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
:laugh: Just wave your wrist-mounted, He-cooled Cray cluster in his face and watch his ego shrivel!:-D "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. :-D
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."Cool :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Simon Walton wrote: I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. No ways! The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
Paul Watson wrote: The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :wtf: k.... I'll be trying that one tonight... :laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Cool :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: Cool Ever the man of so many words.
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true." -
Brian Delahunty wrote: Cool Ever the man of so many words.
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."Jonny Newman wrote: Ever the man of so many words. The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Jonny Newman wrote: Ever the man of so many words. The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Say nothing and no one can sue! [There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans!]
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true." -
Brian Delahunty wrote: The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Say nothing and no one can sue! [There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans!]
The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
"There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."Jonny Newman wrote: There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans! :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)