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  • B Bruce Duncan

    "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them." Not sure if the facts are correct, but funny thought nonetheless.

    Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
    I can levitate birds...

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    Paul Watson
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    Bruce Duncan wrote: breast implants and Viagra I wonder if any CPian has tried either of those (and hopefully not both.) Bruce Duncan wrote: no recollection of what to do with them." LOL

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    • B Bruce Duncan

      "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them." Not sure if the facts are correct, but funny thought nonetheless.

      Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
      I can levitate birds...

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      Lost User
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      Fortunately I wasn't eating at the time :wtf: :wtf: Elaine (bewildered fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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      • B Bruce Duncan

        "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them." Not sure if the facts are correct, but funny thought nonetheless.

        Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
        I can levitate birds...

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        _Magnus_
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        Just gave you vote of 5 on the new voting system. :) I bet the next big thing is gonna be viagra implants in the breasts. /Magnus


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          Just gave you vote of 5 on the new voting system. :) I bet the next big thing is gonna be viagra implants in the breasts. /Magnus


          - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          _Magnus_ wrote: I bet the next big thing is gonna be viagra implants in the breasts. Hmm.. Breast erection (not just the nipples, the whole package). That would be interesting. -- Master, I'm so glad to feel your presence. But you don't seem to share my impatience. I relied upon you to break the silence. I cannot understand your reluctance. Master, I feel so warm and I'm so happy, oh master. Give me some more of the warm little beasts I'm so fond of.

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            _Magnus_ wrote: I bet the next big thing is gonna be viagra implants in the breasts. Hmm.. Breast erection (not just the nipples, the whole package). That would be interesting. -- Master, I'm so glad to feel your presence. But you don't seem to share my impatience. I relied upon you to break the silence. I cannot understand your reluctance. Master, I feel so warm and I'm so happy, oh master. Give me some more of the warm little beasts I'm so fond of.

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            _Magnus_
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            I was thinking more along the line of a different way to eat the viagra. :) /Magnus


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              I was thinking more along the line of a different way to eat the viagra. :) /Magnus


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              Viagra diaphragms might be easier to sell then...

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                I was thinking more along the line of a different way to eat the viagra. :) /Magnus


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                Paul Watson
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                _Magnus_ wrote: I was thinking more along the line of a different way to eat the viagra. You mean like an automatic dispenser built into the breasts? You are one strange puppy Magnus.

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                • B Bruce Duncan

                  "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them." Not sure if the facts are correct, but funny thought nonetheless.

                  Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                  I can levitate birds...

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                  David Wulff
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                  Ew - that has just given me a thought I could have done without: what happens with people with huge breast implants grow old? Do they still go all saggy like that teacher off South Park? Would they decompose? What?


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                  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                    _Magnus_ wrote: I bet the next big thing is gonna be viagra implants in the breasts. Hmm.. Breast erection (not just the nipples, the whole package). That would be interesting. -- Master, I'm so glad to feel your presence. But you don't seem to share my impatience. I relied upon you to break the silence. I cannot understand your reluctance. Master, I feel so warm and I'm so happy, oh master. Give me some more of the warm little beasts I'm so fond of.

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                    Bruce Duncan
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                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Breast erection (not just the nipples, the whole package). hmm, if you're not careful you may lose an eye :wtf:

                    Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                    I can levitate birds...

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                    • D David Wulff

                      Ew - that has just given me a thought I could have done without: what happens with people with huge breast implants grow old? Do they still go all saggy like that teacher off South Park? Would they decompose? What?


                      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                      Tiptoe Through The Tulips

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                      Bruce Duncan
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                      Sling 'em over their shoulders and walk backwards ?

                      Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                      I can levitate birds...

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                      • D David Wulff

                        Ew - that has just given me a thought I could have done without: what happens with people with huge breast implants grow old? Do they still go all saggy like that teacher off South Park? Would they decompose? What?


                        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                        Tiptoe Through The Tulips

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                        Roger Wright
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                        I hear that they're great on cold nights. They keep the old knees warm whilst sitting in the rocking chair watching old Lawrence Welk reruns... "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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