Real life questions

Shog9 0

David Wulff wrote: Are you concerned about physically harming a loved one Yes. steering your car into oncoming traffic Yes. Does igniting a lighter and burning the edges of things help you relieve tension? Yes. Are you compelled to pull hairs out of your head and find it hard to stop? Naw, it's more of an absent-minded thing... meet the cat Whoa! :omg: Looks nothing like the Red Dwarf character though...

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Living in Australia, it's the next best thing to being in the Middle East - Taka Muraoka, Clickety..., 10/30/02

Christian Graus

David Wulff wrote: meet the cat[^]! THAT is scarey. I wonder if he is single ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

Christian Graus

I know I keep replying to this, but I can't believe you made no milage out of this: Edwin masturbates so much that he has now developed repetitive strain injury (RSI) in his right wrist. In the past, he has found it hard to concentrate at work because he felt compelled to masturbate at inappropriate times of the day. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

Megan Forbes

No anaesthetic :wtf: 'This also means that Cat has to brave surgery without taking anything for the pain. In the US, only qualified doctors are licensed to administer anaesthetic.' :eek:

I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

Roger Wright

This is one seriously ill puppy, er... pussy. I grew up in Southern California (before it became the Peoples' Republic it is today), and I've never heard of the town referenced as his home. Your idiosyncrasies seem pretty tame next to this fool's. Count yourself lucky!:-D Neurotic: One who builds castles in the air. Psychotic: One who lives in castles in the air. Psychiatrist: The Landlord who collects the rent.

Megan Forbes

"Compulsive sexual behaviour can also include fetishism such as compulsive exhibitionism (flashing), compulsive transvestism and compulsive sado-masochism." :wtf: "Think very carefully again. Are you sure you don't have one of these disorders?" :wtf: Who would need to think very carefully about such a thing? I would imagine that if you were a compulsive flasher you would probably be aware of the fact :laugh: [edit] End of quiz result: "You are the master of your urges. Your friends all regard you as an icily shrewd character who never lets your normal human impulses overcome your better judgment. You've always got your wits about you. If you're not already a Formula One driver, a champion chess player or a fighter pilot, you should think of a career change." -Wheeew :-D [/edit]

I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

Paul Riley

Christian Graus wrote: Edwin masturbates so much that he has now developed repetitive strain injury (RSI) in his right wrist. Yeah, you'd think that eventually he'd switch to the left, wouldn't you? :laugh: Paul I think there're pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos, Tear in Your Hand

Paul Riley

I've seen the cat guy before (on Ripley's Believe It Or Not, I think). The strange thing is to see him talk about it, he really doesn't seem nuts as he calmly explains that his spirit guide is a cat and it seemed like the natural thing to do. Bizarre. Paul I think there're pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos, Tear in Your Hand

Marc Clifton

I wonder if he is single ? Probably. He looks like a stray to me! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

Lost User

Cat cannot go under the surgeon's knife because it is illegal in the United States for a medical professional to alter someone's appearance beyond what society deems normal. Err... how do you explain what goes on in Hollywood :~ Elaine (wary fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

Paul Watson

David Wulff wrote: And, well, meet the cat[^]! Freaky, he was on Ripleys last night. David Wulff wrote: "Does igniting a lighter and burning the edges of things help you relieve tension?" It sure is fun though :-D David Wulff wrote: "Are you compelled to pull hairs out of your head and find it hard to stop?" No they come out on their own voalition

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Ray Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

David Wulff

I deliberately left that one out as it was "too sad" to take the piss out of. It also featured a transexual and so I guess subconciously I didn't want to offend Anna after the last batch of piss taking and abuse she got in the Lounge. I.e. if I said "omg" it might have sounded like I was saying that at the condition or whatever. OMG - David has a politically correct heart! Quick, somone slap me. :omg: But I agree with Paul - he really should learn to experiment with his other hand or secondary objects... :suss:

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brianwelsch

Christian Graus wrote: Edwin masturbates so much that he has now developed repetitive strain injury (RSI) in his right wrist I was thinking maybe my wrists hurt from spending too much time at the computer, but now this makes sense.... ;P:-O BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

Anna

Don't worry Dave - you won't. :) Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch

Anna

I just read the article Christian referred to. Thinking about it I'm not particularly surprised by the outcome or the association with sex - TS people try to cope with their feelings in all sorts of ways. You might be interested to know that she's seeing the same consultant I am - Dr. Russell Reid of the London Institute. If anyone can help her he can. :) Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch

Christian Graus

Well, aren't you just a soft, marshmallowy kind of creature ? :P I did notice that, although I did not get the connection ( if he loves to play with it so much, why does it want it cut off ), and I thought it obvious that I was making fun of the former, and not the latter. I mean, the RSI thing is kind of a cliched joke, and yet this guy has achieved it. I think that's pretty special. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

Lost User

"Professor Kevin Gournay of the Institute of Psychiatry says that it's possible that Cat could have an unusual form of body dysmorphic disorder (BDD)." We shouldn't overlook the possiblity that he is just a lunatic.

Mike Mullikin :beer: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel - Spinal Tap

Gary R Wheeler

If he's not, let's hope he's been neutered.

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