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  • D Dalek Dave

    Don't try to soft soap me!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    I'm fairy sure that I'm not!

    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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      I'm fairy sure that I'm not!

      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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      Dalek Dave
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      That was a Bold statement to make!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I was telling the old gag about 'What to do when an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry!'. I had just finished telling it when a man said "That wasn't funny, my brother was an epileptic who died while having a fit in the bath". I apologised and asked whether he had drowned. "No", said the man, "He choked on a sock".

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        soap brain
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        That's a good yarn.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          That was a Bold statement to make!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          I feel the Tide is turning...

          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            I feel the Tide is turning...

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            Dalek Dave
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            OMO it isnt!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            • S soap brain

              That's a good yarn.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                soap brain
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                I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  OMO it isnt!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    • S soap brain

                      I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      We all appear to have some good material.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        We all appear to have some good material.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        soap brain
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                        Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            • S soap brain

                              Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I need a Pun Gun, it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy. You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                You do have a dry wit.

                                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                  You do have a dry wit.

                                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  And a will of Iron.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    And a will of Iron.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                                    So you're not an old scrubber?

                                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                      So you're not an old scrubber?

                                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Well done, good of you not to Mangle that pun!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Well done, good of you not to Mangle that pun!

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                                        I'll let that sink without a trace.

                                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I need a Pun Gun, it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy. You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                          soap brain
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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy

                                          You're weaving lies again, as big and clumsy as an olefint.

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                          And also that a loved one hasn't satin the way.

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