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CSS was right !!!

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  • C Christian Graus

    Flying out of Tulsa today, they had the full body scanners. They must really give a full naked photo of the person after all, because afterwards, all of the female security staff wanted to come and say hi......

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Lost User
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    ROTFL. Brilliant. 5:thumbsup:

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    • C Christian Graus

      Flying out of Tulsa today, they had the full body scanners. They must really give a full naked photo of the person after all, because afterwards, all of the female security staff wanted to come and say hi......

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Christian Graus wrote:

      staff wanted to come and say hi......

      ...llariuos.

      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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        Christian Graus wrote:

        staff wanted to come and say hi......

        ...llariuos.

        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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        Christian Graus
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        *grin*

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Christian Graus wrote:

          CSS was right !!!

          :laugh: Even as a joke, that has to hurt!

          Opacity, the new Transparency.

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          Christian Graus
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          I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          • C Christian Graus

            I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            Christian Graus wrote:

            I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

            I reckon a naked girl would scare the shit out of him. Go get one of those.

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              Christian Graus wrote:

              I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

              I reckon a naked girl would scare the shit out of him. Go get one of those.

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              Christian Graus
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              ROTFL - brilliant idea. But honey, it was in the name of science !!!

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              • C Christian Graus

                I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                Have you had your RFID implant yet, we need to track your very movements hour by hour, if not more frequently than that. And what about hooking your home CCTV system up in such a way that the "authorities" can receive a direct feed showing the coming and goings not just from your house but from the street as well. So make sure you position the CCTV cameras to satisfy local authority surveillance specifications.

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                • C Christian Graus

                  Flying out of Tulsa today, they had the full body scanners. They must really give a full naked photo of the person after all, because afterwards, all of the female security staff wanted to come and say hi......

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                  ragnaroknrol
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                  ...and then they held up their pinkies and looked at you weird? ;)

                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                    ...and then they held up their pinkies and looked at you weird? ;)

                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                    Christian Graus
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                    No, is that what happened to you ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Have you had your RFID implant yet, we need to track your very movements hour by hour, if not more frequently than that. And what about hooking your home CCTV system up in such a way that the "authorities" can receive a direct feed showing the coming and goings not just from your house but from the street as well. So make sure you position the CCTV cameras to satisfy local authority surveillance specifications.

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Didn't that come with my vaccine ? Do I have to apply for that especially ? Are they cheaper under Obama care ?

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        No, is that what happened to you ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        ragnaroknrol
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                        Sadly, yes. Nice reverse! :)

                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          Didn't that come with my vaccine ? Do I have to apply for that especially ? Are they cheaper under Obama care ?

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          ragnaroknrol
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                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          Are they cheaper under Obama care ?

                          Only if the insurance company covering you is also being given corporate welfare in order to keep their tracking operations afloat. I recommend chacking to see if they also have a dental plan that covers radio transmitters in your teeth so you can be monitored. If so, they likely will just include the RFID with the vaccine.

                          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            Didn't that come with my vaccine ? Do I have to apply for that especially ? Are they cheaper under Obama care ?

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            Didn't that come with my vaccine ?

                            No, it's all part of the new efficiency program where you need to complete multiple procedures before you can considered as "a fit, able and worthwhile citizen". Those who fail to become a fit, able and worthwhile citizen will become subject to those dastardly radio beams that causes you to think government are driving you mad. The antidote is the RFID capsule that has a special time released coating that activates once in contact with raw human flesh. You will receive your attendance papers shortly with directions to the government facility clinic. The cost will be included within the mandatory government insurance scheme. :laugh:

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              Flying out of Tulsa today, they had the full body scanners. They must really give a full naked photo of the person after all, because afterwards, all of the female security staff wanted to come and say hi......

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              I thought you were going to say you'd suddenly gone retarded due to the flu jab for a second there. :laugh:

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                              • C Christian Graus

                                I got my flu shot, I got body scanned, what else can I do in my tour of 'things CSS is scared of' ?

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                thrakazog
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                                Try some fluoridated drinking water. Your teeth will thank you, but the government will control your mind.

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                                  Try some fluoridated drinking water. Your teeth will thank you, but the government will control your mind.

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  I drink that at home, all the time.

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    I drink that at home, all the time.

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    lol that explains everything.

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