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  • D Dalek Dave

    Had he the most basic education (which he obviously hasn't), he would know that if the Euro fails it would lead to a worldwide collapse in stockmarkets and ForEx destablement. This in turn would lead to a depression far worse than the Crash of 29. Thank heavens his only dealings in finance is working out the change when on his pizza run. (And yes, I have qualifications in Economics).

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    That is an insult to...

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      That is an insult to...

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      Ian Shlasko
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      That's what she sa-- Err, right. She did, didn't she.

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        I am for a swift and complete correction in order to rid ourselves of the cancerous central banks and manipulation. They created the crisis, and said "You will give us more power or else we will fuck you over even harder". It's like being handcuffed while a mafia gangster sets your house on fire, and says he will put it out if you give him everything he asks for.

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        Christian Graus
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        You live in a bizarre fantasy world. Like most delusions, it relates to the real world through complete misinterpretation and misunderstanding of things that do really happen.

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          That is an insult to...

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          Christian Graus
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          It is in fact kind of weird that he'd insult CSS by calling him a vagina when the truth is that most guys think that vaginas are most excellent. Funny old language, English.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            It is in fact kind of weird that he'd insult CSS by calling him a vagina when the truth is that most guys think that vaginas are most excellent. Funny old language, English.

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            Uros Calakovic
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            Christian Graus wrote:

            most guys think that vaginas are most excellent

            Yes, but not many want to be one.

            The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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            • C CaptainSeeSharp

              I am for a swift and complete correction in order to rid ourselves of the cancerous central banks and manipulation. They created the crisis, and said "You will give us more power or else we will fuck you over even harder". It's like being handcuffed while a mafia gangster sets your house on fire, and says he will put it out if you give him everything he asks for.

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              CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

              I am for a swift and complete correction in order to rid ourselves of the cancerous central banks and manipulation.

              You really and truly haven't a clue. If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment. And worse could follow ...

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                CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                I am for a swift and complete correction in order to rid ourselves of the cancerous central banks and manipulation.

                You really and truly haven't a clue. If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment. And worse could follow ...

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                Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment.

                That is called a correction. The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                  Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                  If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment.

                  That is called a correction. The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                  Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                  No, that scenario is not a correction. It is a very large part of Financial Armageddon. The gold in your fillings/rings/pendants won't get you far, and you ain't rich enough to own even little pieces of bullion! If (or when) the balloon goes off, you had better hide. There are others within and without of the United States who have bigger and better guns that you could only dream about.

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                    Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                    If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment.

                    That is called a correction. The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                    Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                    ragnaroknrol
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                    CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                    That is called a correction.

                    One man's catastrophic depression is another's correction...

                    CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                    The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver

                    All 3 of them, except they aren't safe, because NO ONE WILL GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT GOLD OR SILVER! The only intrinsic value in those lumps of rock is that they looked pretty. They have no real value. They'll drop like a rock in value too. The only commodities that will keep value in a market where all currency spirals are tangible, useful items. Tools, firearms, food, those will be traded. Heck, if you go Mad Max about it, water and fuel will be important too.

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                    have food stocked up, and have firearms.

                    Oh, you covered them. Except you forget that stocking up only lasts a specific amount of time. The best part is that with your income being what it is (you have indicated you WISHED you made as much as I would consider a joke salary) your "stocking up" can't amount to much. Also considering you are a coward at heart you having firearms is a joke.

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                    Sucks to be you though.

                    Who does it suck to be more? Someone in a different economic environment that happens to own property and who will nto have morons trying to destroy it, or you? He will be able to grow food if needed, even if only in a small garden. That trumps your ability to with no real property to speak of (mom's basement doesn't count) Funny part is that if the economic system we have collapsed tomorrow, I'd be okay. I still have marketable skills.

                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                      Christian Graus wrote:

                      most guys think that vaginas are most excellent

                      Yes, but not many want to be one.

                      The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Point taken.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                        Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                        If the Euro implodes, the United States, who has too much itself to lose, will likely follow. Inter-government fiscal/political arrangements coupled with your industries, investors and banks. Huge sums of money are at risk. Nobody will be safe from a dramatic failure of this Eurozone experiment.

                        That is called a correction. The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                        Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                        Christian Graus
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                        CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                        The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                        ROTFL. That's an interesting fantasy. Your pop gun won't protect you when the locals come looking for your food. You may kill a few, but they have nothing to lose. In such an end of world scenario, what makes you think your few bits of gold will carry any value compared to food, which is what will be scarce ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                          The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                          ROTFL. That's an interesting fantasy. Your pop gun won't protect you when the locals come looking for your food. You may kill a few, but they have nothing to lose. In such an end of world scenario, what makes you think your few bits of gold will carry any value compared to food, which is what will be scarce ?

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          The trouble is the only food he has stocked up on is the pizza slices he steals from his job and that won't last for long.

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                            The trouble is the only food he has stocked up on is the pizza slices he steals from his job and that won't last for long.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Christian Graus
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                            I bet he lies awake at night, imagining a future where other people grow food, and he uses his gun to come and take it. I'd love to watch that unfold, although I doubt it would last long, or that he would last long.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              I bet he lies awake at night, imagining a future where other people grow food, and he uses his gun to come and take it. I'd love to watch that unfold, although I doubt it would last long, or that he would last long.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              "Hey you, I got me a gun now hand over the uurrrgghhh!" [Thud] As he hits the dirt with a crossbow bolt between the shoulder blades.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                No, that scenario is not a correction. It is a very large part of Financial Armageddon. The gold in your fillings/rings/pendants won't get you far, and you ain't rich enough to own even little pieces of bullion! If (or when) the balloon goes off, you had better hide. There are others within and without of the United States who have bigger and better guns that you could only dream about.

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                                CaptainSeeSharp
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                                Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                                There are others within and without of the United States who have bigger and better guns that you could only dream about.

                                Same goes for your pathetic country, except you have no way to protect yourself. You are like a bird in a cage, with no claws.

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                                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                  That is called a correction.

                                  One man's catastrophic depression is another's correction...

                                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                  The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver

                                  All 3 of them, except they aren't safe, because NO ONE WILL GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT GOLD OR SILVER! The only intrinsic value in those lumps of rock is that they looked pretty. They have no real value. They'll drop like a rock in value too. The only commodities that will keep value in a market where all currency spirals are tangible, useful items. Tools, firearms, food, those will be traded. Heck, if you go Mad Max about it, water and fuel will be important too.

                                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                  have food stocked up, and have firearms.

                                  Oh, you covered them. Except you forget that stocking up only lasts a specific amount of time. The best part is that with your income being what it is (you have indicated you WISHED you made as much as I would consider a joke salary) your "stocking up" can't amount to much. Also considering you are a coward at heart you having firearms is a joke.

                                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                  Sucks to be you though.

                                  Who does it suck to be more? Someone in a different economic environment that happens to own property and who will nto have morons trying to destroy it, or you? He will be able to grow food if needed, even if only in a small garden. That trumps your ability to with no real property to speak of (mom's basement doesn't count) Funny part is that if the economic system we have collapsed tomorrow, I'd be okay. I still have marketable skills.

                                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                  ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                  Funny part is that if the economic system we have collapsed tomorrow, I'd be okay. I still have marketable skills.

                                  What are you going to trade with? Who is going to hire you? What good would you be?

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                                    CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                    The people who are safe are the ones who invest in gold and silver, have food stocked up, and have firearms. Sucks to be you though.

                                    ROTFL. That's an interesting fantasy. Your pop gun won't protect you when the locals come looking for your food. You may kill a few, but they have nothing to lose. In such an end of world scenario, what makes you think your few bits of gold will carry any value compared to food, which is what will be scarce ?

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    CaptainSeeSharp
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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    Your pop gun won't protect you when the locals come looking for your food.

                                    Says the person who doesn't have the right to own a gun. A common handgun will hold 14 rounds per clip, a shotgun would be more suitable though. A few bloody rotten corpses in their path would be detorant too.

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                                      Christian Graus wrote:

                                      Your pop gun won't protect you when the locals come looking for your food.

                                      Says the person who doesn't have the right to own a gun. A common handgun will hold 14 rounds per clip, a shotgun would be more suitable though. A few bloody rotten corpses in their path would be detorant too.

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                                      Christian Graus
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                                      Actually, I CAN own a gun if I want to. I just don't need one to fuel delusions of adequacy. I am hurt you did not reply to my thread above.

                                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        Actually, I CAN own a gun if I want to. I just don't need one to fuel delusions of adequacy. I am hurt you did not reply to my thread above.

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        Christian Graus wrote:

                                        I CAN own a gun if I want to.

                                        A pretty useless gun though. Might as well be a bow and arrow.

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                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          I CAN own a gun if I want to.

                                          A pretty useless gun though. Might as well be a bow and arrow.

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                                          The interesting thing is, because Australians tend NOT to own guns, the gun I could own would be comparatively more effective than the ones you're likely to own. That they would let you personally own a gun tells me everything I need to know about what is wrong with America. Nice attempt at a save, though. Can't change that I caught you out in your ignorance, as per usual.

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