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  • C Christian Graus

    How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Lost User
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    What's there to discuss?

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      What's there to discuss?

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      Christian Graus
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      Well, I sent someone some source code this morning, then remembered it has break points in it like this: if (test) { } else { int vagina = 0; } The point being to stop the code if something is not found, so I know it's missing. We could therefore discuss unusual variable names ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      • C Christian Graus

        How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        josda1000
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        We actually often use in our code a variable named TNA. It's actually a very legitimate acronym for a term that I'd rather not use here JIC, but it's hilarious everytime I type it

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          We actually often use in our code a variable named TNA. It's actually a very legitimate acronym for a term that I'd rather not use here JIC, but it's hilarious everytime I type it

          Josh Davis
          Always looking for blackjack. Or maybe White Frank. One of the two.

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          Christian Graus
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          In my first job, my random variable was 'gargle mouse'. I'd also put message boxes in that were for test purposes. I believe at least one gargle mouse escapes captivity. Do the t and the a both refer to body parts ?

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            In my first job, my random variable was 'gargle mouse'. I'd also put message boxes in that were for test purposes. I believe at least one gargle mouse escapes captivity. Do the t and the a both refer to body parts ?

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            josda1000
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            Not in code, no... it's an acronym for something completely different than normal... but yeah it's hilarious nonetheless lol

            Josh Davis
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              What's there to discuss?

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              thrakazog
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              How bout favorite terms of endearment? cooter snatch beef curtains meat pocket furry clam etc.

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                How bout favorite terms of endearment? cooter snatch beef curtains meat pocket furry clam etc.

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                No thanks, I just had dinner.

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                  No thanks, I just had dinner.

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                  thrakazog
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                  Dinner? You people and your wacky time zones. Some of us don't get to go drinking for 7 more hours yet.

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    A couple of years ago I was on a flight from Aukland to Sydney and sitting in front of us were a couple of little girls, one about 8 and one about 5. They started squabbling and the mother told them to settle down and behave. The elder girl said "But mummy, Jessica is drawing vaginas!" The other little girl said "They're not vaginas, they are flowers". Meanwhile Michelle and I were roaring with laughter.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    • T thrakazog

                      How bout favorite terms of endearment? cooter snatch beef curtains meat pocket furry clam etc.

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                      Please bear it mind when using such terms that they also apply to your mother...

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        If you use some new buzz words you should to provide us with some links and reference materials describing it. I’m programmer from 11 years and have never heard for such technology - Vagina. Oh silly me :-O – this is probably some Cricket team name, not a technology. Sorry, I’m not very familiar with this sport.

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                          Please bear it mind when using such terms that they also apply to your mother...

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                          thrakazog
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                          That's OK. Mom's got a sense of humor.

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                            I don't know, something about this thread smells fishy. Is it going to be a deep discussion? We should be careful talking about this as sometimes the discussion can get a bit hairy. (Excuse the terrible puns, it's beer-oclock in my timezone. At least noone can give me a 1 in this forum I guess...) :)

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                              How bout favorite terms of endearment? cooter snatch beef curtains meat pocket furry clam etc.

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                              flange fadge twat minge

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                              • C Christian Graus

                                How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                except that there are very few women here and our interest in them is purely sexual so its probably not going to be a very balanced discussion. Having said that, they are ugly.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                  A couple of years ago I was on a flight from Aukland to Sydney and sitting in front of us were a couple of little girls, one about 8 and one about 5. They started squabbling and the mother told them to settle down and behave. The elder girl said "But mummy, Jessica is drawing vaginas!" The other little girl said "They're not vaginas, they are flowers". Meanwhile Michelle and I were roaring with laughter.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  That is just brilliant.

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    How about a point of discussion we can all agree upon ?

                                    I don't know, something about this thread smells fishy. Is it going to be a deep discussion? We should be careful talking about this as sometimes the discussion can get a bit hairy. (Excuse the terrible puns, it's beer-oclock in my timezone. At least noone can give me a 1 in this forum I guess...) :)

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                                    Christian Graus
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                                    If the cat jumps on our bed, and. I feel brave, I often comment that it's drawn to the smell of dinner.

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                      except that there are very few women here and our interest in them is purely sexual so its probably not going to be a very balanced discussion. Having said that, they are ugly.

                                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                                      No, you have to turn round a bit...

                                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                                      • C Christian Graus

                                        If the cat jumps on our bed, and. I feel brave, I often comment that it's drawn to the smell of dinner.

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        And how long does it take before you can see with both eyes again? :laugh:

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                                        • C Christian Graus

                                          If the cat jumps on our bed, and. I feel brave, I often comment that it's drawn to the smell of dinner.

                                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                          Russ T
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                                          You're a braver man than I! :laugh:

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