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  • L loket

    Yes, those fucking defines. The only one i ever use is #define private public in my stdafx.h when i have to work with code from the other monkeys. /M


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    Alvaro Mendez
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    loket wrote: #define private public :eek::wtf: So much for encapsulation and data hiding. I'd hate to have to maintain that code! Regards, Alvaro


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    • L loket

      Yes, those fucking defines. The only one i ever use is #define private public in my stdafx.h when i have to work with code from the other monkeys. /M


      - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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      Christian Graus
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      You WHAT ?????? If I was your boss, when I found that code, you would be advised to start looking in the want ads. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

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        You WHAT ?????? If I was your boss, when I found that code, you would be advised to start looking in the want ads. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

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        loket
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        Sit down and take a deep breath until your heart beats normally again. I was not serious, this is the sopabox after all. ..and im sooo bored. :) /M


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        • L loket

          Sit down and take a deep breath until your heart beats normally again. I was not serious, this is the sopabox after all. ..and im sooo bored. :) /M


          - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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          Anatari
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          LOL. Can you really do that? Define a keyword... - Anatari

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          • L loket

            Sit down and take a deep breath until your heart beats normally again. I was not serious, this is the sopabox after all. ..and im sooo bored. :) /M


            - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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            Christian Graus
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            Man, do not do that to me, I nearly had a heart attack !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

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            • L loket

              Yes, those fucking defines. The only one i ever use is #define private public in my stdafx.h when i have to work with code from the other monkeys. /M


              - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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              Maximilien
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              :wtf: Max. But then I read the other answers ! :-D

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                LOL. Can you really do that? Define a keyword... - Anatari

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                Christian Graus
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                In hindsight, probably not. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

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                • L loket

                  Yes, those fucking defines. The only one i ever use is #define private public in my stdafx.h when i have to work with code from the other monkeys. /M


                  - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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                  Shog9 0
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                  ROTFLMAO! :-D Shog9 ------

                  Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance

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                    LOL. Can you really do that? Define a keyword... - Anatari

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                    James T Johnson
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                    Yep, MFC does it for debug builds snippet from some code I had laying around

                    #ifdef _DEBUG
                    #define new DEBUG_NEW
                    #undef THIS_FILE
                    static char THIS_FILE[] = __FILE__;
                    #endif

                    It works because to my knowledge the preprocessor does all of its work before anything language specific gets handled. James - out of order -

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                    • L loket

                      Yes, those fucking defines. The only one i ever use is #define private public in my stdafx.h when i have to work with code from the other monkeys. /M


                      - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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                      Atlantys
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                      I saw this at work last week: #define void int :wtf::omg: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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                      • A Atlantys

                        I saw this at work last week: #define void int :wtf::omg: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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                        Ugh. That's pretty fucked up right there...! Shog9 ------

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                          Ugh. That's pretty fucked up right there...! Shog9 ------

                          Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance

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                          Atlantys
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                          I wish I could just give him/her a smack-upside-the-head with a "what were you thinking foo!?" :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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                            I saw this at work last week: #define void int :wtf::omg: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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                            ColinDavies
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                            hmmmm Interesting I think I can find some uses for that, " In other peoples code " :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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                            You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                            • M Maximilien

                              #define DoubleFloat double
                              typedef double *DoubleFloatPtr;
                              typedef double **DoubleFloatPtr2D;
                              typedef double ***DoubleFloatPtr3D;
                              typedef double ****DoubleFloatPtr4D;

                              What the hell is a DoubleFloat, a double, a float, a double precision float ? hell no, it's simply a freaking double !!! and

                              void someFuc ( const void * const * const args )
                              {
                              ...
                              }

                              First time I read this, my first reaction was, whoa, there's some missing comma and parameters there, I even was looking for old C style parameters !!! X| X| X| Max

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                              Maximilien wrote: void someFuc ( const void * const * const args ) args is a constant pointer, to a constant pointer to constant void. You have no reason to write code like this except for the IOCCC[^]. ;) --Mike-- "alyson hannigan is so cute it's crazy" -- Googlism Just released - 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                              • J James T Johnson

                                Yep, MFC does it for debug builds snippet from some code I had laying around

                                #ifdef _DEBUG
                                #define new DEBUG_NEW
                                #undef THIS_FILE
                                static char THIS_FILE[] = __FILE__;
                                #endif

                                It works because to my knowledge the preprocessor does all of its work before anything language specific gets handled. James - out of order -

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                                jan larsen
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                                Actually, I think it works because new is a function which can be overloaded and overridden. "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies "For example, when a VB programmer comes to my house, they may say 'does your pool need cleaning, sir ?' " - Christian Graus

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                                  :wtf::omg::omg::wtf: I hate typedefs, the place I see them most is used to obsfucate STL code. I'm sure they have uses, but I'm equally sure that this isn't it.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

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                                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                  Christian Graus wrote: I hate typedefs, the place I see them most is used to obsfucate STL code Hoooooold your horses mate.

                                  template <typename T, int SIZE>
                                  class array {
                                  T arr[SIZE];
                                  /* more stuff here */
                                  public:
                                  typedef T* iterator;
                                  typedef const T* const_iterator;

                                  iterator begin(); 
                                  iterator end();
                                  /\* and some more stuff \*/
                                  

                                  };

                                  also

                                  class SomeClass {
                                  typedef std::list<SomeType> SomeTypeContainer;
                                  typedef SomeTypeList::iterator SomeTypeContainerIterator;

                                  void SomeMethod() {
                                       SomeTypeContainerIterator i = m\_list.begin(), end = m\_list.end();
                                       //std::list<SomeType>::iterator i = m\_list.begin(), ... 
                                       while(i != end) {
                                            // Do magic
                                       }
                                  }
                                  

                                  };

                                  typedef hides implementation details, and it may save a lot of typing (ponder the case where you figure you want to replace std::list with std::vector for whatever reason. A lot less to change in the code if you typedef it). It's not all obfuscated. -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

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                                  • L loket

                                    Sit down and take a deep breath until your heart beats normally again. I was not serious, this is the sopabox after all. ..and im sooo bored. :) /M


                                    - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Haha! I'll have to try that trick some day... ;D Another interesting trick would be to #define public private and see if the other programmers will figure out what the hell is wrong. Muhahah! I think I'll have some fun at work some day :) -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

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                                      Actually, I think it works because new is a function which can be overloaded and overridden. "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies "For example, when a VB programmer comes to my house, they may say 'does your pool need cleaning, sir ?' " - Christian Graus

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      No. It's just like James T Johnson says. The preprocessor handles the text before it passes it on to the compiler. -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

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                                      • A Atlantys

                                        I saw this at work last week: #define void int :wtf::omg: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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                                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                        Now that can't have any validity. Unless it's used to drive someone else to insanity.. :) -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

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                                          Haha! I'll have to try that trick some day... ;D Another interesting trick would be to #define public private and see if the other programmers will figure out what the hell is wrong. Muhahah! I think I'll have some fun at work some day :) -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

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                                          loket
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                                          Or for some real fun #define ; // :-D /M


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