top this
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
You sir...have been topped.
int g = 0;_more:
while(1)
{
g++;switch (g) { case 0: goto \_more; case 1: goto \_more; case 2: goto \_more; case 3: goto \_more; case 4: goto \_more; case 5: goto \_more; case 6: goto \_more; case 7: goto \_more; case 8: goto \_more; case 9: goto \_more; default: goto \_done; } }_done:
printf("%d\n", g);Frankly, there could always be a worse. :-D
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You sir...have been topped.
int g = 0;_more:
while(1)
{
g++;switch (g) { case 0: goto \_more; case 1: goto \_more; case 2: goto \_more; case 3: goto \_more; case 4: goto \_more; case 5: goto \_more; case 6: goto \_more; case 7: goto \_more; case 8: goto \_more; case 9: goto \_more; default: goto \_done; } }_done:
printf("%d\n", g);Frankly, there could always be a worse. :-D
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WOW! The example by the OP was BAD, but this is worse. I just glad the loop had only 10 iterations and not 10,000. :-D
Thankfully, it's not real. I just took his code and applied the 'coding horror' found in the last posting here. ;)
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Thankfully, it's not real. I just took his code and applied the 'coding horror' found in the last posting here. ;)
You never know something like that will pop up :/ and it will inadvertently will.
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You sir...have been topped.
int g = 0;_more:
while(1)
{
g++;switch (g) { case 0: goto \_more; case 1: goto \_more; case 2: goto \_more; case 3: goto \_more; case 4: goto \_more; case 5: goto \_more; case 6: goto \_more; case 7: goto \_more; case 8: goto \_more; case 9: goto \_more; default: goto \_done; } }_done:
printf("%d\n", g);Frankly, there could always be a worse. :-D
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
I'm in tears from laughing at this.
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
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Jeroen De Dauw wrote:
I find it hard to believe someone can be so stupid...
... and not be using VB.
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
My eyes, my eyes, they burn.
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
I've tidied up that code for you:
int g = 0;_more:
while((++g < 10) || (printf("%d\n", g), g < 10))
goto _more;or:
printf("10\n");
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You sir...have been topped.
int g = 0;_more:
while(1)
{
g++;switch (g) { case 0: goto \_more; case 1: goto \_more; case 2: goto \_more; case 3: goto \_more; case 4: goto \_more; case 5: goto \_more; case 6: goto \_more; case 7: goto \_more; case 8: goto \_more; case 9: goto \_more; default: goto \_done; } }_done:
printf("%d\n", g);Frankly, there could always be a worse. :-D
Looks a little like duffs device which unlike the code above was actually useful in rare cases... before compilers started to apply the optimization automatically. Oh and here's a nasty one I've actually seen:
while (1) //Who needs switch statements or else if
{
if (foo)
{
//Do stuff
break;
}if (bill) { //Do stuff break; } break;};
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
This is easy to top, even if I can't post the code here for several reasons. Immagine this: - A source file with a class - All methods are static, so this is not really much of a class - The whole thing has about 7000 lines - The methods are more or less the application logic and data access for the entire application - Some methods are redundant, possible differences to the other versions are not apparent or documented. - To be precise: Nothing is commented except the many WTFs of the poor guys who tried to maintain that thing. - Several methods consist of 500+ lines of real spaghetti code - No error handling except for a few empty catch blocks - The few catch blocks that are not empty try to send meaningless or even misleading mails to the responsible developer - No apparent naming convention for variables except that the names usually are cryptic or misleading. On top of that a generous measure of German has been thrown in to make the code more readable. - The application (a ASP .Net website) has no such thing as layers. Everything was thrown into this 'class' as static methods. - One of the static methods (which also has two redundant copies which may have some significant changes - or not) tries to replace the entire data access layer. It takes about two dozen parameters and then tries to construct the required SQL command in about 500 lines of twisted code. Changes are next to impossible without side effects as each snippet of code is used to construct very different SQL statements. If nested select statements are needed, they are constructed in similar static functions. - Once all SQL commands has been constructed, data access is done in the following fashion: First, a simple sql command is issued to get a DataSet as a result. The DataLines are then thrown away. The 'Developer' was just to lazy to initialize the DataSet the normal way. Then the thing tries to fill all tables in the DataSet with the prepared SQL commands, each table separately. If there is no error (a rare event), the whole thing is finished by declaring about 30 relations between the tables in the DataSet. This usually is the end of it, as the generated SQL commands usually do not fill the table precisely enough to enforce any constraints or relations. This thing has nothing, no architecture, no class design, no readability, no maintainability. It is the ultimate coding horror. It is really the first piece of code I ever had to work with where I say that the 'developer' got nothing right. Not the least bit and not even b
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This is easy to top, even if I can't post the code here for several reasons. Immagine this: - A source file with a class - All methods are static, so this is not really much of a class - The whole thing has about 7000 lines - The methods are more or less the application logic and data access for the entire application - Some methods are redundant, possible differences to the other versions are not apparent or documented. - To be precise: Nothing is commented except the many WTFs of the poor guys who tried to maintain that thing. - Several methods consist of 500+ lines of real spaghetti code - No error handling except for a few empty catch blocks - The few catch blocks that are not empty try to send meaningless or even misleading mails to the responsible developer - No apparent naming convention for variables except that the names usually are cryptic or misleading. On top of that a generous measure of German has been thrown in to make the code more readable. - The application (a ASP .Net website) has no such thing as layers. Everything was thrown into this 'class' as static methods. - One of the static methods (which also has two redundant copies which may have some significant changes - or not) tries to replace the entire data access layer. It takes about two dozen parameters and then tries to construct the required SQL command in about 500 lines of twisted code. Changes are next to impossible without side effects as each snippet of code is used to construct very different SQL statements. If nested select statements are needed, they are constructed in similar static functions. - Once all SQL commands has been constructed, data access is done in the following fashion: First, a simple sql command is issued to get a DataSet as a result. The DataLines are then thrown away. The 'Developer' was just to lazy to initialize the DataSet the normal way. Then the thing tries to fill all tables in the DataSet with the prepared SQL commands, each table separately. If there is no error (a rare event), the whole thing is finished by declaring about 30 relations between the tables in the DataSet. This usually is the end of it, as the generated SQL commands usually do not fill the table precisely enough to enforce any constraints or relations. This thing has nothing, no architecture, no class design, no readability, no maintainability. It is the ultimate coding horror. It is really the first piece of code I ever had to work with where I say that the 'developer' got nothing right. Not the least bit and not even b
And this horrifies you? In my last job my predecessor always wrote code like this. When you said that there was some German I really thought you are talking about him! There is only one thing I don't understand. This guy gets one really nice job after the other and earns at least twice as much money as I do. I guess this is just because none of his customers can read his code - because they are no programmers and also because of the reasons you just mentioned.. X|
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You sir...have been topped.
int g = 0;_more:
while(1)
{
g++;switch (g) { case 0: goto \_more; case 1: goto \_more; case 2: goto \_more; case 3: goto \_more; case 4: goto \_more; case 5: goto \_more; case 6: goto \_more; case 7: goto \_more; case 8: goto \_more; case 9: goto \_more; default: goto \_done; } }_done:
printf("%d\n", g);Frankly, there could always be a worse. :-D
That was not bad, it was very very bad
Andrew Rissing wrote:
int g = 0; _more: while(1) { g++;
you started with g++, which has a value of 1, it will never be less than 1 then you do
Andrew Rissing wrote:
switch (g) { case 0: goto _more;
You may as well continue case 10, case 11 .......case 9999 :omg: :wtf:
Yusuf May I help you?
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This is easy to top, even if I can't post the code here for several reasons. Immagine this: - A source file with a class - All methods are static, so this is not really much of a class - The whole thing has about 7000 lines - The methods are more or less the application logic and data access for the entire application - Some methods are redundant, possible differences to the other versions are not apparent or documented. - To be precise: Nothing is commented except the many WTFs of the poor guys who tried to maintain that thing. - Several methods consist of 500+ lines of real spaghetti code - No error handling except for a few empty catch blocks - The few catch blocks that are not empty try to send meaningless or even misleading mails to the responsible developer - No apparent naming convention for variables except that the names usually are cryptic or misleading. On top of that a generous measure of German has been thrown in to make the code more readable. - The application (a ASP .Net website) has no such thing as layers. Everything was thrown into this 'class' as static methods. - One of the static methods (which also has two redundant copies which may have some significant changes - or not) tries to replace the entire data access layer. It takes about two dozen parameters and then tries to construct the required SQL command in about 500 lines of twisted code. Changes are next to impossible without side effects as each snippet of code is used to construct very different SQL statements. If nested select statements are needed, they are constructed in similar static functions. - Once all SQL commands has been constructed, data access is done in the following fashion: First, a simple sql command is issued to get a DataSet as a result. The DataLines are then thrown away. The 'Developer' was just to lazy to initialize the DataSet the normal way. Then the thing tries to fill all tables in the DataSet with the prepared SQL commands, each table separately. If there is no error (a rare event), the whole thing is finished by declaring about 30 relations between the tables in the DataSet. This usually is the end of it, as the generated SQL commands usually do not fill the table precisely enough to enforce any constraints or relations. This thing has nothing, no architecture, no class design, no readability, no maintainability. It is the ultimate coding horror. It is really the first piece of code I ever had to work with where I say that the 'developer' got nothing right. Not the least bit and not even b
You mean such class exist in production code. :rolleyes: :omg:
Yusuf May I help you?
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int g = 0;
_more:
while(1)
{
g++;
if(g < 10)
goto _more;
else
goto _done;
}_done:
printf("%d\n", g);...byte till it megahertz...
The instruction was very clear, exercise all aspects of the language features.
Yusuf May I help you?
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And this horrifies you? In my last job my predecessor always wrote code like this. When you said that there was some German I really thought you are talking about him! There is only one thing I don't understand. This guy gets one really nice job after the other and earns at least twice as much money as I do. I guess this is just because none of his customers can read his code - because they are no programmers and also because of the reasons you just mentioned.. X|
Then chances are good that we are talking about the same guy. Or even worse: There are more of his kind around than we fear. We could make a call to Palermo, so that some nice men pick both of them up for a boat tour. Just to make sure that they never ever do such things again.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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You mean such class exist in production code. :rolleyes: :omg:
Yusuf May I help you?
Oh yes. I doubt this man ever distinguished between production code or any other kind. And testing goes only far enough to sucessfully eliminate any exceptions by catching them in empty catch blocks. After that we can simply pretend that nothing happened and the man never even tried to get the thing working properly. This way everything appears to be ok and the users don't even suspect how bad the program really is. I am completing an entirely new application to replace it and ironically the users keep complaining about error messages which correctly report any inconsistencies in the database. They refuse to believe that the 'good' old application simply swept all errors under the rug.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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The instruction was very clear, exercise all aspects of the language features.
Yusuf May I help you?