Who's Stupid Then?
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Three guys were sitting around bitching about how dumb their wives were. The first, a Texan, told the other two "My wife is suck a dumn bitch. You know, the other day she went out and gotten 100lb of steak because it was on offer at Walmart. We don't even have a fekin freezer!" The other two laugh and the New Yorker feels ihe must top this tale. "My woman is so fokin dumn, she went and spent 32,000 bucks on a sports car and the bitch can't drive!" After a round of laughing and another of beers, the third, a farm boy from Utah, decides he must put in his pennies worth. "My girl is too stoopid. She was packing for her holiday and she must of put 100 condoms in her case. The dumbo aintn't even got a dick!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H