Captain's Official Proclamation
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.
And what will Captain Brain Fart do exactly to prosecute violators?
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
stamp his feet and hold his breath till they say sorry?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.
And what will Captain Brain Fart do exactly to prosecute violators?
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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You could go fcuk yourself you wanky little peice of spewtum. Go on then, what are you going to do? You have gone completely mad haven't you? Your Delusional Paranoia has finally overtaken your disassociative sociopathy as the main mental condition du jour. Suggestion, Suicide, lots of your drugs all at once, and as you are a pharmacologist, you know what to take. Perhaps you could hide them in a 5 course dinner, what with you being a chef. Or maybe you should just wank yourself to sleep thinking of your mother and your pizza round you inadequate little man.
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Belay that order - overruled!
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Belay that order - overruled!
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:laugh: Good stuff.
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:laugh: Good stuff.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Good stuff.
Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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You could go fcuk yourself you wanky little peice of spewtum. Go on then, what are you going to do? You have gone completely mad haven't you? Your Delusional Paranoia has finally overtaken your disassociative sociopathy as the main mental condition du jour. Suggestion, Suicide, lots of your drugs all at once, and as you are a pharmacologist, you know what to take. Perhaps you could hide them in a 5 course dinner, what with you being a chef. Or maybe you should just wank yourself to sleep thinking of your mother and your pizza round you inadequate little man.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
spewtum
I thought you were supposed to be something of a word master... X|
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Good stuff.
Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Smithers-Jones wrote:
Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.
It was an ironic joke, surely. :~
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Dalek Dave wrote:
spewtum
I thought you were supposed to be something of a word master... X|
It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one. :laugh:
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
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It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one. :laugh:
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
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It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one. :laugh:
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
I don't quite understand how somebody could be insulted by such a thing.
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Smithers-Jones wrote:
Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.
It was an ironic joke, surely. :~
His, yours or mine? :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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His, yours or mine? :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Well, his, but I admit that's probably just unfounded optimism on my part. :sigh:
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Hi, Cappie's Pizza? I'd like to order a large pie, half pepperoni... Half hour or it's free, right?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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*grabs Captain Brain fart* Look kids, this is what happens when you use drugs!!!
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
It'd have worked better than the ads they showed when I was a kid. A more or less direct quote from myself as a child, "You mean if I'm on drugs I get to smash the crap out of things with a pan?". Certain campaigns were less than successful. Personally I still have a hard time figuring out how someone can be willing to shell out the money for some of the crap out there. Shit, a book, 5-10 bucks, 25 for a hard cover, compared to 25 bucks for, well pretty much any garden variety substance. One of these two things is going to last you longer, and leave you with something interesting other than the scrawled notes you could have sworn were funny.
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It'd have worked better than the ads they showed when I was a kid. A more or less direct quote from myself as a child, "You mean if I'm on drugs I get to smash the crap out of things with a pan?". Certain campaigns were less than successful. Personally I still have a hard time figuring out how someone can be willing to shell out the money for some of the crap out there. Shit, a book, 5-10 bucks, 25 for a hard cover, compared to 25 bucks for, well pretty much any garden variety substance. One of these two things is going to last you longer, and leave you with something interesting other than the scrawled notes you could have sworn were funny.
well, you have Captain Pillow Pants as an example, who thinks that doing drugs helps him get inspired and also thinks they open his mind. I've never done drugs and I have done way more things than him in my life.
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
