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Are monkeys so different from us?

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Imagine the offspring? Intelligent tree climbing amphibians with opposable thumbs and a banana fixation.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Imagine the offspring?

    WHat, as the frog felt the monkeys dick go where it shouldnt? :)

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      I know, right? Chimp Rapes a Frog[^] (yes, it sounds exactly like what it is)

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      Ravel, why are you Googling animal rape? ;P

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        That sort of puts the origin of aids theories in a different light.

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        Yep, stil dont get you. Youre going to have to spell that one out for me.

        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          Yep, stil dont get you. Youre going to have to spell that one out for me.

          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          The theory is that aids originated from monkeys.

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            I know, right? Chimp Rapes a Frog[^] (yes, it sounds exactly like what it is)

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            Just watched it, That is bizare! Wonder of the frog croaked? Anyway, on the right is a link to a monkey giving a blow job! :)

            Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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              Ravel, why are you Googling animal rape? ;P

              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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              My brother showed it to me.

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                Just watched it, That is bizare! Wonder of the frog croaked? Anyway, on the right is a link to a monkey giving a blow job! :)

                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                fat_boy wrote:

                Wonder of the frog croaked?

                :laugh: Dunno. The chimp would have to have been pretty rough!

                fat_boy wrote:

                Anyway, on the right is a link to a monkey giving a blow job!

                Om nom nom. ;P Makes humans seem almost civilised...

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                  My brother showed it to me.

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                  Only kidding ;)

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                    fat_boy wrote:

                    Wonder of the frog croaked?

                    :laugh: Dunno. The chimp would have to have been pretty rough!

                    fat_boy wrote:

                    Anyway, on the right is a link to a monkey giving a blow job!

                    Om nom nom. ;P Makes humans seem almost civilised...

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                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                    Om nom nom. Makes humans seem almost civilised...

                    :laugh: Not sure if you got the right emoticon for that "Om nom nom...slurp", perhaps :omg: Thats a pretty fucking bizare selection of videos you got me to watch this morning. But its funny really seeing how we arent so different from the rest of nature.

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      The theory is that aids originated from monkeys.

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                      Yeah, I know that, I stil dont get your first post though.:confused:

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                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        Om nom nom. Makes humans seem almost civilised...

                        :laugh: Not sure if you got the right emoticon for that "Om nom nom...slurp", perhaps :omg: Thats a pretty fucking bizare selection of videos you got me to watch this morning. But its funny really seeing how we arent so different from the rest of nature.

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        fat_boy wrote:

                        Not sure if you got the right emoticon for that "Om nom nom...slurp", perhaps

                        I wasn't trying to capture such action in emoticon form.

                        fat_boy wrote:

                        Thats a pretty f***ing bizare selection of videos you got me to watch this morning. But its funny really seeing how we arent so different from the rest of nature.

                        Haha, yeah! :laugh: But I didn't make you watch anything.

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                          fat_boy wrote:

                          Not sure if you got the right emoticon for that "Om nom nom...slurp", perhaps

                          I wasn't trying to capture such action in emoticon form.

                          fat_boy wrote:

                          Thats a pretty f***ing bizare selection of videos you got me to watch this morning. But its funny really seeing how we arent so different from the rest of nature.

                          Haha, yeah! :laugh: But I didn't make you watch anything.

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                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                          I wasn't trying to capture such action in emoticon form.

                          I think you acchieved it by accident though!

                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                          But I didn't make you watch anything.

                          True. But who could resist a chimp fucking a frogs mouth. Its like saying, "ooh, heres a lovelly cream cake, but I am not making you eat it". :)

                          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                            I wasn't trying to capture such action in emoticon form.

                            I think you acchieved it by accident though!

                            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                            But I didn't make you watch anything.

                            True. But who could resist a chimp fucking a frogs mouth. Its like saying, "ooh, heres a lovelly cream cake, but I am not making you eat it". :)

                            Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                            fat_boy wrote:

                            True. But who could resist a chimp f***ing a frogs mouth. Its like saying, "ooh, heres a lovelly cream cake, but I am not making you eat it".

                            Yeah, now, that is true. Bizarre animal paraphilia is fascinating, to say the least.

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                              fat_boy wrote:

                              True. But who could resist a chimp f***ing a frogs mouth. Its like saying, "ooh, heres a lovelly cream cake, but I am not making you eat it".

                              Yeah, now, that is true. Bizarre animal paraphilia is fascinating, to say the least.

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                              You must have come across Benobo chimps whose whole social structure is based around sex. They fuck exch other, regardless of age, of sex, all day long. It truly is the most extraodrinary sight. And since we are descended from these creatures alot of their behaviour is burried inside us. And thats quite interesting.

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                                You must have come across Benobo chimps whose whole social structure is based around sex. They fuck exch other, regardless of age, of sex, all day long. It truly is the most extraodrinary sight. And since we are descended from these creatures alot of their behaviour is burried inside us. And thats quite interesting.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                fat_boy wrote:

                                You must have come across Benobo chimps whose whole social structure is based around sex.

                                I've never come across one, but yeah, I'm familiar with them.

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                                They f*** exch other, regardless of age, of sex, all day long. It truly is the most extraodrinary sight.

                                Now if we could just add Indian food and the Internet, we'd really have a utopian society going. ;P

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                                  fat_boy wrote:

                                  You must have come across Benobo chimps whose whole social structure is based around sex.

                                  I've never come across one, but yeah, I'm familiar with them.

                                  fat_boy wrote:

                                  They f*** exch other, regardless of age, of sex, all day long. It truly is the most extraodrinary sight.

                                  Now if we could just add Indian food and the Internet, we'd really have a utopian society going. ;P

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                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  I've never come across one

                                  As in, "oops!", you mean? :)

                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  Now if we could just add Indian food and the Internet, we'd really have a utopian society going.

                                  :laugh: You forgot rock music, but its not a bad start! Are you into Indian food? I didnt know you had it over in Australia. Its massive in the UK. Its almost all we eat sometimes.

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                                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                    I've never come across one

                                    As in, "oops!", you mean? :)

                                    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                    Now if we could just add Indian food and the Internet, we'd really have a utopian society going.

                                    :laugh: You forgot rock music, but its not a bad start! Are you into Indian food? I didnt know you had it over in Australia. Its massive in the UK. Its almost all we eat sometimes.

                                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                    fat_boy wrote:

                                    As in, "oops!", you mean?

                                    :) Possibly.

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                                    You forgot rock music, but its not a bad start!

                                    All you need is Tori Amos. Seriously.

                                    fat_boy wrote:

                                    Are you into Indian food?

                                    I love me a good curry.

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                                    I didnt know you had it over in Australia.

                                    Wow.

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                                      Yeah, I know that, I stil dont get your first post though.:confused:

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                                      Well, maybe the original source is a malicious frog, infecting a chimp, infecting what's-his-name...

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                                        fat_boy wrote:

                                        As in, "oops!", you mean?

                                        :) Possibly.

                                        fat_boy wrote:

                                        You forgot rock music, but its not a bad start!

                                        All you need is Tori Amos. Seriously.

                                        fat_boy wrote:

                                        Are you into Indian food?

                                        I love me a good curry.

                                        fat_boy wrote:

                                        I didnt know you had it over in Australia.

                                        Wow.

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                                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                        I love me a good curry.

                                        Its good stuff. (Well, when done well. There are some crap Indian restaurants in th eUK, but gradually its getting better and better). Dhansak is probably my favourite, although Rogan Josh, and Dopiazza are good, and when I am partiaularly drunk, or in a macho mood, a Phal. Although I wouldnt call the last enjoyable in any way, not for many days in fact :suss:) Mind you a Jalfarezi is also not bad. Havent had one for a while. Of course I like Kormas too. Hwo doesnt. :) Can you get all the spices and stuff for cooking them yourself? If you get a good recipe a home made curry is even better than a restaurant one. As for Tori Amos, you would have to also add to your Nirvana electric guitars amps drums etc. And drink!

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                                          Well, maybe the original source is a malicious frog, infecting a chimp, infecting what's-his-name...

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                                          Oh, you were responding to Ravels post not my original one. OK, that explains it! :)

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