Polite Insults
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
I've always liked Monty Python: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets." and "I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." OK, OK - not exactly polite but very funny!! ;P ;P Mike Mullikin :beer:
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
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Did the one you read also have amongst it's offerings 'may your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket' ??? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
Christian Graus wrote: Did the one you read also have amongst it's offerings 'may your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket' ??? I don't remember any other than the "fleas of a thousand camels" Mike Mullikin :beer:
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -c
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
"May your knees grow together" - only effective for females... "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
In the interest of idiots... "His village must be out searching for him"
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
- Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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- Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
hmmm... I think I delete my joke emails too early - I love this one! Richard_D wrote: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public :-D
"How many eiffel towels are there in Paris?" "I'd say 10." "Where was the Berlin Wall?" "Israel"
Stupid People - posted by Loket
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
Most people make random mistakes. Its good to see someone who makes a determined effort. Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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- Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ah, I'm going to memorise all of those. :D
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
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"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -c
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Lol, this has been one of the best so far. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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Most people make random mistakes. Its good to see someone who makes a determined effort. Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Another good one. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
How about "You may think so. I couldn't possibly comment"? The Project Manager on my last project used to use that phrase in reply to people from "upstairs" who were obviously talking out of other orifices than the customary ones. :laugh: Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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I thought it would make a change, and test our collective vocabularies as we try to come up with polite insults. The rules are simple - no swearing, no sexual words, and nothing that on it's own would be offensive to anyone, and the insult must make sense. You don't have to make them up yourselves, so if you've heared a good one, use that. I'll start the ball rolling... Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy. That one came from here[^]. They have ones depending on the type of person you are talking to. Nice. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
Upon his defeat, an english captain shouted to the victorious Surcouf: - "We English fight for glory whereas you French only fight for money". - "Everyone fights for what he hasn’t got", replied Surcouf
Who gives a f*ck If my life sucks ? I just know one day I won't give up Beg For Me/KoЯn
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"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -c
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
:-D Reminds me of the Beauty and the Beast movie we just bought where Belle's father comes in to the tavern screaming frantically about the beast and Gaston says to him, "Calm down old man, we'll help you out." Next thing you see is him being thrown out of the tavern. :laugh: Regards, Alvaro
Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin
