558 Lines Of QuickBasic Glory

Kevin Drzycimski

reminds me of my first steps in BASIC i didnt even know of functions, so all code was in one gigantic file with many GOTOs different targets were marked by global variables:

type = 3
GOTO 2000

...

2000
IF (type = 1) THEN
GOTO 2001
ELSE IF (type = 2) THEN
GOTO 2002
ELSE IF (type = 3) THEN
GOTO 2003
ELSE IF (type = 4) THEN
GOTO 2004
ELSE
...

this was truly spaghetti code but i am not ashamed. when i learned functions later they felt so great! and even OO later, oh my god!

Lost User

Well, everybody has to begin somewhere and then find out how to do it better. I really hope I can recover some of my early masterpieces from the tapes of my old computer. Back then I had the choice between machine language (I recently recovered one of my earliest working games, a Lunar Lander 'clone') and Tiny BASIC (because the interpreter needed a little more than 2k of my precious 4k RAM). If you look at the grammar of Tiny BASIC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_BASIC[^]), then you will see that coding horrors are as good as certain with it.

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Ian Shlasko

aspdotnetdev wrote:

IF Letter = "`" THEN LINE (Left + 2, Top)-STEP(1, 1), PrintColor, B LINE (Left + 3, Top + 2)-STEP(1, 0), PrintColor END IF

Does anyone even USE that character? Seriously, man... Too much free time :)

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josda1000

CTRL+V is the best function ever. Once you learn that, you never need anything else... lol

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AspDotNetDev

I'm pretty sure I just typed out any characters I saw on my keyboard. :)

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AspDotNetDev

Yeah, not sure why I wrote it the way I did. Looks like I have to call the same function 3 times... once to set the color, once to set the coordinate, and once to print the text. Guess I just didn't like too many parameters. :doh:

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Dave Calkins

awesome! :)

CaptainSeeSharp

Why didn't you use a special data file where basic number data could be fed through a simple algorithm that would draw your character?

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AspDotNetDev

Because it was my first semester programming and I was an idiot (I also might not have learned how to access files yet). That's why I posted this in the Coding Horrors forum. :)

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oggenok64

Straightforward Basic code and not even close to a horror in my opinion. The purpose of the routine is clear, there are no wacky algorithms, and it's easy to locate an error, if say a "j" is not being displayed correctly. And yes, I know that "Else If" would have been preferable and a "Select ... Case" even better.

Gordon Kushner

Don't beat yourself up. It's called a learning curve. ;) FWIW, I could not look back at the code I wrote in my first two years without wanting to throw up in my mouth a little bit.

peterchen

Ian Shlasko wrote:

Does anyone even USE that character?

I have some custom HTML building routines where ` is used instead of double quotes, e.g. s= TextTag("b,a href=`link`", _T("<Click Me!>")) that would generate <b><a href="link"><Click Me!></a></b> Do I get a cookie?

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Ian Shlasko

Yes, but it's a stale cookie. The fresh ones came from a different site, so they were blocked :)

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leppie

Ian Shlasko wrote:

Does anyone even USE that character?

A lot in LISP and Scheme. I'm sure other languages use it too.

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leppie

I bet it was fast :)

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AspDotNetDev

I didn't run any benchmarks, but I doubt running 60 or so IF statements for each character would be extremely performant. :)

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AspDotNetDev

I'm not beating myself up. I'm beating my old self up. Which is in contrast to my current self, who is quite not idiotic. Well, until 10 years from now when I see my current self as an idiot too. ;P

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LloydA111

Ian Shlasko wrote:

Does anyone even USE that character? Seriously, man... Too much free time

The GCC compiler can use the ` character for parts of parameters to some of it's commands... I'm not sure which ones exactly, or even why they even decided to allow the ` character :doh: . I never bothered to figure out where the ` character could be used with it because it seems such a useless character. I don't even know what it's called... a wonky apostrophe? :laugh: Your right though, who even uses the ` character? :)

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robertosalazar

Hey sir wi juant to iuse ur code in mexico can u ad ;P ń support

RS

AspDotNetDev

robertosalazar wrote:

to iuse ur code

While the above terrible code is an excellent example, iUse™ is a registered trademark of Apple™. Please discontinue your use of this term. ;P

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