Airport screening
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Don't count on it - I still thing think the scanner is your best bet :) Epic typo, Freud would probably have something to say about that!
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It really depends on what gets you off. If you want to show your junk to a über hot chick go with the scanner. If you want a über hot chick to feel up your thigh then go with the pat down/rub up the thigh! :-D
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harold aptroot wrote:
You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh
Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner! ;)
Joe Simes wrote:
Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner!
No, but if it is an "appropriate" size, you could tattoo your number so she could call... (if you can't fit the area code in, don't bother :laugh:)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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harold aptroot wrote:
You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh
Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner! ;)
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For a laugh I guess I am but I don't think anyone is laughing!! :-O More times than not when I am going through screening at an airport I am more concerned with taking off my damn shoes than if they are scanning my fat ass! Do my feet stink or are those the stinky feet of the über hot chick behind me? Am I gonna keel over when I try and lace up my sneakers after going through the check point.
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For a laugh I guess I am but I don't think anyone is laughing!! :-O More times than not when I am going through screening at an airport I am more concerned with taking off my damn shoes than if they are scanning my fat ass! Do my feet stink or are those the stinky feet of the über hot chick behind me? Am I gonna keel over when I try and lace up my sneakers after going through the check point.
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body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.
Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)
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I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)
I've been lucky so far... I fly a few times a year, on average, and I've never been pulled aside for "secondary screening." Guess I just don't look scary enough :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
I've been lucky so far... I fly a few times a year, on average, and I've never been pulled aside for "secondary screening." Guess I just don't look scary enough :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Must be dressed wrong. Juan Williams wouldn't have thought anything of you unless you were. :laugh:
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)
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body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.
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body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.
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Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent
This is a false dichotomy, there is the option not to fly and the option for the government not to implement intrusive tests. You know, just to piss on any logical fallacies. :-) I liked your PSA BTW, you got my conceptual 5-vote.
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body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.
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Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)What a good little sheep you are. Nice and docile, just the way they like them. Owned and subservient. If they commanded a mandatory vaccine on your ass after the checkpoint you would take it.
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body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.
I feel sorry for the scanner person, there are some sights that should be kept private.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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But if the body scanners are like the UK, the images are checked by a person in another room. So you'll never know if its a hot bird or a fat bald bloke
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
