Things you can only say at Christmas
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1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. . Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait you turn you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once. 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at th esame time. 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! Regards, Brian Dela :laugh::laugh::rolleyes:
Brian Delahunty wrote: 1. I prefer breasts to legs But I say this all the time! :rolleyes: However, when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is so bad. 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. That one I don't get... BTW is CP doing some strange things for you? It is not recognising I am using IE6 and so there is no Quote button, no dynamic threading and no emoticon buttons! It has the "For faster viewing use IE4+..." message showing. Or is it just me?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Paul Watson wrote: That one I don't get... :shakes head sadly: This one seems rather obvious. Maybe that's because my mind's been rolling around in the gutter for years now. That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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Ohhhh, your a wicked girl! :cool: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!
Roger Allen wrote: Ohhhh, your a wicked girl! :-O Well, it is the soapbox... :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
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Paul Watson wrote: 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. That one I don't get... :~ Should I, shouldn't I... ? Think the hairgel scene in Something About Mary :-O
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: Think the hairgel scene in Something About Mary :omg: I get it. Dear god, I get it now... :~ Suddenly I don't feel like Christmas lunch as much as before. And yes, you are a wicked young lass indeed. ;P
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. . Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait you turn you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once. 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at th esame time. 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! Regards, Brian Dela :laugh::laugh::rolleyes:
Brian Delahunty wrote: I prefer breasts to legs When it comes to poultry, sure, but...
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds... -
Megan Forbes wrote: Think the hairgel scene in Something About Mary :omg: I get it. Dear god, I get it now... :~ Suddenly I don't feel like Christmas lunch as much as before. And yes, you are a wicked young lass indeed. ;P
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Paul Watson wrote: And yes, you are a wicked young lass indeed. :-O I figured it was about time I used the Soapbox to say something outrageous :cool:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
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Brian Delahunty wrote: 1. I prefer breasts to legs But I say this all the time! :rolleyes: However, when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
Atlantys wrote: when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. no way.. breasts of chicken.... :drool: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: 1. I prefer breasts to legs But I say this all the time! :rolleyes: However, when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
Atlantys wrote: But I say this all the time! However, when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. A womens legs are far more desirable than her breasts... I am such a leg man :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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Atlantys wrote: But I say this all the time! However, when it comes to chicken (and similar), it's all about the legs. A womens legs are far more desirable than her breasts... I am such a leg man :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Survey says: Breast or Leg[^]? "My child was Inmate of the Month at Mohave County Jail" - Bumper Sticker in Bullhead City, AZ
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Survey says: Breast or Leg[^]? "My child was Inmate of the Month at Mohave County Jail" - Bumper Sticker in Bullhead City, AZ
Roger Wright wrote: Survey says: LOL! Now we have a definitive, scientific method of finding out who is the winner in virtually any situation. No more flame wars on CP, just one reply with the Survey says: :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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Roger Wright wrote: Survey says: LOL! Now we have a definitive, scientific method of finding out who is the winner in virtually any situation. No more flame wars on CP, just one reply with the Survey says: :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Why should the majority be right ? :-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
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Why should the majority be right ? :-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
KaЯl wrote: Why should the majority be right ? Because Mr. Bush is the elected president of the United States of America... oh wait, weak example... hmmm ;) Survey Says: Majority is the winner.[^] :laugh:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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Brian Delahunty wrote: I prefer breasts to legs When it comes to poultry, sure, but...
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
I can levitate birds...Bruce Duncan wrote: When it comes to poultry, sure, but... Wooohooo! Leg men unite. We must overthrow this breast obession of contemporary pop culture! Legs rule. :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !