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Guys, I need some advice...

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  • D Dalek Dave

    One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

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    Ian Shlasko
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    Dave, it's not even Friday afternoon yet...

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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    • D Dalek Dave

      One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Simon_Whale
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      and It's not even pub closing time

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      • D Dalek Dave

        One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        I'm going to assume it's not a joke I'm not getting. The answer is yes, it's normal, to a certain extent. But if it has grown lately, see a doctor.

        List of common misconceptions

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        • D Dalek Dave

          One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Lost User
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          Depends how much bigger. And assuming this is not some complex joke, and given the incidence of testicular cancer these days, I would suggest you go to your doctor and get them checked.

          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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          • J Jorgen Andersson

            I'm going to assume it's not a joke I'm not getting. The answer is yes, it's normal, to a certain extent. But if it has grown lately, see a doctor.

            List of common misconceptions

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            Ian Shlasko
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            Hint: "other two"

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            • D Dalek Dave

              One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Rod Kemp
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              No it's not normal, you're a mutant.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Ah, I see, you're talking bollocks again.

                I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  is this normal?

                  For you, yes: for everyone else, no: all three should be the same size.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Chris Meech
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                    Well in that case, you should wear looser underwear. :)

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      Hint: "other two"

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      Thought it was a joke. Just didn't get it. :doh:

                      List of common misconceptions

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        You been drinking again? Come on, either: 1) Do you really care at your age? 2) You never noticed before? Hint, next time someone kicks you in the knackers, get 'em to aim straight!

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Amazing how many missed the "other two"

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                          • C Corporal Agarn

                            Amazing how many missed the "other two"

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                            djj55 wrote:

                            Amazing how many missed the "other two"

                            Forgot to check which forum I was in, and forgot to realise that apart from the daily CCC DD rarely asks sensible questions. :mad:

                            I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                            • C Corporal Agarn

                              Amazing how many missed the "other two"

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                              Yeah, its funny what you dont read, me included!

                              "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Single Step Debugger
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                                Only if it's the only one visible without a microscope.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is this normal?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Lost User
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                                  What a load of bollocks

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